SHUG! Give me a hug!!! Can I have a ride on your horsey?? Please, OH, please?? I admired Shug's Orb greatly.

It was a dark and stormy night in the small town of

At age 42 and starting a new career—I’m not-so-subtly being reminded that I’m not “entry level” age.

Slippery bells with crimson waves make wanton smells in damp, dark caves. Pinch th pony, love is light not matrimony

If it didn’t start once we got out, it was just the excuse I needed to take a walk in the dark with her or to wait around for my drunk dad to show up to give me a jump. That kind

The wily Baker in New Endow hit upon a clever scheme to increase his wealth. For certain Ladies-in-Waiting he kneaded a special dough sprinkled with dill. It rose to stately size

There was a girl with a wird name . She had the hair most girls would envy. She was the cutest. She loved driving and sailing her hair in the air. She had the prettiest laugh

I was playing Pokemon White. Suddenly, someone emails an stupid message: "Hey Check This Site: www.lolwut.com" I simply ignored the message. Later, i got to eat Pizza.

There was only silence. And darkness. As the winds continued to howl

I keep falling asleep at the worst possible moments.

She was pissed off and really needed a cigarrette but it was her last one.Chris couldn't decide either to save it for later or to burn the thing right now.Fights about money drove

June woke up and instantly realized she was still dressed in her Renaissance Fair costume. She immediately regretted being cajoled into wearing it. She also realized she lay on a

"What! No more doughnuts? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

I turned on the traditional yule log on my UHF station. There was the bright fire crackling with light carols playing in the background. Suddenly, feet stumbled across the screen.

I'd finally figured out a way to beat the system and flooded my bloodstream with extreme amounts of plant growth hormone. I was lined up on the starting blocks and felt positively

it was the second pair of bose headphones that had been stolen from me at work in a month. Rage consumed me, but I bought a third pair. Inside, I rubbed poison ivy, peanut oil and

Between me and the greatest American novel is Candide, a 15-pound Blue Russian cat who sits on my chest every morning.

My grandma always made the best chili. That is, until...it...happened. The unthinkable. The unimaginable.

The most important lesson you ever learn in this village is never to leave it. But a single square mile is not enough for some. They abandon us for the forest, never to return.

Detective Manatee felt uncomfortable in his dinner suit. 'The Marriage of Detective Manatee' was premiering at Sydney Opera House with tenor Lucio Lamantino in the star role. In