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I sat down in front of the suspect. He hadn't lawyered up yet, so here was my big chance to get that confession. " So Mugsy, you added a cup of flour and a teaspoon of baking soda.

Some of us

She adjusted her fins & retracted her 2 unusual canine teeth. She blamed her folks, Count Chocula & Lady Gaga. Downing her chocolate milk she slurs,"More." Being a mermaid vampire

I feel lonely, but at the same time not. I'm not sure what this means, but I'm pretty sure it makes me

It was 3:42 AM and the electronics were beeping reminders about game turns and status updates. "Perhaps we should go sleep," he said. She didn't answer as he got up and got a snack

Horrible, no good, dirty-rotten, son-of-a-biscuit

"But the sign DID say 'shuck em, suck em, eat em rawwww,'" Harry whined as he followed Madge out of the county jail.

Maid Marion decided that she was not a liberated woman after all. In fact, the recent feminist dialogue had deprived her of the choice of being a stay at home mom. So she went

Minimalism

A boy and a girl were in a room together on there own... They both loved each other very much, but have never told each other this, the boy was ready to tell her "Alice" he said...

I may only be an imaginary friend, but I'll be damned if Mr. Monty Buffit is going to be Forgotten like the rest of those poor made-up bastards! I'll be sure the boy never forgets

He pointed at the picture."This is Nemo.He's a fish.You are going to find him."Fifty heavily armed grunts in bathing suits starred at the admiral."NOW!",he shouted.They shot up

"That's it! I'm not making any more webs for you!"Charlotte yelled at Wilbur.

He checked the clock: 10:32 PM. Three minutes until the news would come on, announcing the murder of Thomas Rogers. He grinned, sipping the thick iron-tasting fluid in his glass.

"F#@& me running!!" she said, after the rat trap snapped on the big joint of her left thumb. "'Rat traps won't maim' my ass!!"

In the future, I envision a world where you can control the temperature, where there's nearly unlimited food options, where you can pay for amazing entertainment, sex, drugs, what

I have the hardest time understanding why my one hand is an exact mirror image of my other hand. How did my right hand know what my left hand was doing?

You say 'He lost his life' as if life is something that you can possess or lose. Like its a pair of binoculars or pajamas. The truth is, you don't have a life. You are life like a

Once upon a time, it was a dark and stormy night. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, and I took the road less traveled. Call me Ishmael. A screaming comes across