"Hello? Yes, hello this is Dingy Donk. Is this Gingerbread Guy?" Dingy was hopeful that this time it would be different, that his new college roommate liked smelling shoe too.

So Coach flexed, stood firm and said, "I mean it. Smell my nuggets." Total silence.

Your name is Gordan Freeman, you work in a top secret government facility in the middle of the desert. You Your job is to insert yellow crystals into the

He knew he shouldn't have gone there. He knew it was against the rules. But he couldn't help it. Not one bit. He had to see. He had to know. It wasn't as if he couldn't back out at

I lay in a puddle of my own urine. I wished I could get her attention. "Please, help me," I begged with my eyes. But she was too busy with her own life to notice that I was

I was so hungry that i started to eat

We finished suiting up and approached the door. Being gentlemen, we rang the doorbell and waited five seconds before kicking the door down.

Why do I do what I do?

I looked upon the moonlight that rest upon the glen, when I realized with great pleasure that this was the moment my life had built itself up for. I had finally discovered love and

She screamed in mixed emotions,delight or horror, she was yet to know; for she had seen the most handsome man her father has forced her to marry and yet she was still unhappy..

"Time to carve you up!" Hans & Frans pull started their chain saws & attacked ice blocks. The ice disco had to be finished in 2 hrs. Hans worked the bar while Frans cut a discoball

Happiness is a breakfast burrito. That is all.

Bulbous ping-pong balls stared me in the face. "Time to get up Jake!" said the sock.

"Jingle bells~ Jingle bells~ Jingle all the way~~" "IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS SHUT UP!"

...and they called him...The Scribbler...

The palace of ice had stood there all winter and now it was gone.

I looked over my shoulder to see where the noise, a deep throaty chuckle, came from. "Blurh," The chuckle came again. He was getting closer... Elmo. He was coming.

Get up, get up, get up, get on up, stay on the scene, get on up, like a Fold Machine.Get on up, get up Twitch your fingers, use your flair. Stay on the scene, like a Fold Machine

Kenny Rogers and Hammerstein. I don't like show tunes but they do the "gambler" to "some enchanted evening" really out there.

I dipped my spoon into the icecream. I was about to put it into my mouth when I saw the glittering band of gold which was still attached to a finger. I retched violently and every