All he wanted was a drink of goddamn water. He had eaten 8 pounds of extremely salty jerky and mistakenly bobbed for apples in a salt water tank. He sprinted at the Sparklets

meet jack. jack is my bestes friend. my parents say he doesnt exist. but if he didnt exist then how could we have burned all those houses and

Watson was looking very smart as he walked into the office. He sported a bowler hat and a cane, both of which were in disguise as weapons. "Good day Watson." Said Sherlock. Watson

“Take a look at me now,” he chortled into the dishwasher, “all the workshops of these colleges are kidding themselves. The students are a prop for the prof's alcoholism and

Puppy Sitting!

Lin sat in the parking lot with the Chevy in idle looking inconspicuous. "What was taking K & Jitter so long? An easy job" they said! Then K entered alone. "Go!" she she yelled.

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king. Frank had one eye! Only, he wasn't in the land of the blind.

24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

"I am a luxury hobo. Observe." The bearded man on the beach stuck out his thumb and a cruise liner picked him up. "I've been poor in 35 countries and hundreds of resorts. Follow me

When his father finally gave him the Guns n Roses album, he held the vinyl up to the light, as if Slash's leads and Axl's voice would come shimmering through. Then he moved towards

Crap! Once again her treacherous fat fingers had unleashed a blank fold that screeched Nana na nah nana!!! at her, daring her to not tremble and wet her pants. With a

He flew into a passive-aggressive rage and

Monday morning, 9am. It's pouring outside and I'm struggling to summon up enough motivation to get out of bed.

I was getting autograph from bruno mars,my favourite singer.Then, suddenly" HA HA HA", A LAUGHTER CAME"WHY SO SERIOUS?".THEN, ONLY I REALISED IT WAS JOKER IN REAL LIFE CAME ALIVE..

One day in class I was so bored I started eating.

My fantasy changed somewhat in that moment to a vision of me shooting my car first, then myself. As my chin sank into my chest in defeat I heard someone crying.

The scroll case lay on the floor between them. Fire in her eyes sang out to him. He couldn't decide what he wanted more. She did not have that dilemma. Her shuriken pierced his

Det James Jehoshaphat Manatee threw aside his copy of 'The Sheik & the Impatient Virgin'. Retirement was getting boring, so when The Case of the Flowery Corpse crossed his radar he

Are you kidding me? Are you all so perversed? I read over all the lines I could possibly add to, not finding one fit for me to even humor. I sit, sipping my nightly beverage,

His voyeuristic adventure began with remote-controlled minhelicopters with built-in camera but really took off when he sent a minisub through the plumping of the Apartment complex.