The baby came out of the mother covered in goo but smoking a cohiba cigar. It looked at the shocked doctor and said, "

Testing testing

He had cut off shorts, vans, an inner tube, a 12 pack of Pabst, no sun screen, Too Short box set and bologna sandwiches. He was ready for the river but when he got there

I tried to ban myself from using a computer for a week. I couldnt even do it for a day. Habits are hard to quit since

While christians are flyin a kite my friends and i will try to get as high as one. For fun we fill up our lungs with all that skunk weed. I plead the 5th. Hand me a fifth of absynt

The shortest novel in the world began: Once

I have never been here before. I smell newness that doesn't fit and taste fear on the lips of the woman I just made love to under the verandah. Tulips and cigarettes and loathing

The International Arm Wrestling championships were starting in a couple minutes, and big Joe needed a pick me up, so he

"Just do it!"

I had failed at being a bridge. I decided then to become a hindrance.

We were sitting around the campfire, when Nate decides 2tell a ghost story. It had something to do w/ a crappy Jetta in Maine, &something about a politician. That's not scary. THIS

The Christmas party took a turn when Amy Fewster arrived with rum. Felix was smiling when he opened the door and he kept smiling as he struggled to make the connection: it was Amy

15 hours since a new line had been folded on his stories; 8 hours since a new comment; 1 hour since a new 'like'. His skin crawled with anticipation. A twitch had developed that

I hate my grandma's attic. It's creepy and smells like moldy socks. Probably because there are moldy socks up there, along with the rest of dear departed grandpa's other things.

FaceBook seemed to be consuming her but she loved it. She loved finding all the old friends she'd found, especially the ones from high school. What she didn't like was

one day when Daniel Tosh came to the store evryone said GAY and Daniel said

The man on the cellphone talked loudly. He was like a klaxon with a bad script. He was white but yucked it up like House of Payne. The people around him were trying to enjoy

I still couldn't see anything but heard a voice. "You were struck by lightning. Stay calm and follow me." I tried to follow but couldn't. "It's OK. You'll have to leave your body."

The man backed up and ran over the little boy again. He looked out the window and saw boy's head hadn't been crushed. He grabbed his briefcase and started whacking

I have had two deaths in the family and infection that nearly killed me. I am back and feeling better and ready for some fun on Folding story . Go ahead make my day!