An assasin was hiding behind the curtain. I could tell because his sneakers were sticking out from the bottom hem. This was the third time this week. I took a toothpick from my

"Dear Molly, On sight thereof permit the Bearer to immediately enter a pair of sheets with you and let him have ingress, egress and

His simple duty is to replace the spirit in the body of the dying and allow them to move on while he takes their last breath. Without him, the spirits of the dead

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Clueless! The international Who-dunnit game. Was it Oli North in Iran with Weapons shipments? Or Saddam in Bagdad with WMDs? Or Fidel in Cuba with Soviet Missiles? You decide!

First day of school and i've already found a class i dislike.I have no friends and my assigned seat sucks really bad.My only form of entertainment is the computer in front of me

I don't like to criticize children to their face because basically I don't want to be accused of sabotaging anyone's "self-esteem" but some kids are

After a hard days work Dorris Smuntling 80, sat down to a nice session of Countdown and Deal or No Deal whilst eating her nice warm oaty porridge. But suddenly the TV cut out......

" Will you love me when I´m hairless?" Rosemary said to John " Yes when you´re hairless and when everything you do is just sleep." John said grasping Rosemary´s hand she looked at

"So you wanna?" She pursed her smooth lips and placed her hand behind my neck drawing me closer. I could feel the tips of fingers and smell the foulness of her breath.

Locked? Haunted houses weren't supposed to be locked. I banged on the door. "Hello in there! Any ghosts? Me and my girl are looking for a fright." No response. I roundhouse kicked

tardy lady, time left is but a shorty. move quickly, 'coz lazy bathing won't make you an early darling. :P

Today was the day Hello Kitty took over the world.

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I always drink the finest Dom Perignon champagne out of former Nutella jars. It keeps me grounded. It reminds me of who I am and where I came from. It reminds me of not having

Fold this, scumbag!

"No cameras. No reporters. Just you and me and a cheese-stuffed crust pizza." Trump smiled at her. Sarah giggled and pushed her glasses back. Her hand

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I cant even begin to explain how it made me feel. So much chock, so much intensity. My eyes could not believe what they were seeing. New Teen Wolf Blew my mind!

I was walking with heads down, at the side of the road, walking in the middle of no where. I was thirsty, my tongue was dried like the desert