In his midfifties, Dr Rash was Welsh, fit, and bald, with large, kind, liquid blue eyes. It was his habit to be close when he spoke to the anxious parents and spouses of patients

What the hell are grape nuts anyway? The grissle at the bottom of the oven used to bake other cereals? I nearly broke a molar on this shtuff ! Back to Nature? My Aunt says if you

The man with the golden fedora and the black trench coat asked you, "how fast is your heart beating right now?". With the lack of an answer, you began to run away. You turn around

So Coach flexed, stood firm and said, "I mean it. Smell my nuggets." Total silence.

She adjusted her fins & retracted her 2 unusual canine teeth. She blamed her folks, Count Chocula & Lady Gaga. Downing her chocolate milk she slurs,"More." Being a mermaid vampire

I like to take what's there & work with it, try to develop it further,especially when it's a promising idea. Mind, if I haven't got a clue what its about I just do something crazy

Agnes wrote her Honey Do List. 1. Sharpen knives. 2. Take out Life Insurance. She stapled a photo of her in her flannel nightie so he'd get the message and left it on the table

Daily life in Burgograd was – to put it mildly – somewhat quotidian. Men would snap their newspapers in the dry sunny air of springtime as ladies checked their shapely legs and

Principal: You son is suspended from 2nd grade because he made his Pop Tart look like a gun. Parents: It's just a pastry, you know. Josh: I just kept biting it & biting it but I

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List of true but useless facts: Did you know, that Graham Bell wanted people to say "Ahoy-hoy" on the telephone, instead of "Hello"? Did you know, that spiders have 48 knees?

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The density of a lap cat increases proportional to the distance an owner is from a remote control.

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Many bus drivers have a short fuse with kids, but Bennie got into busing for the conversation. Maybe tomorrow's problem solvers could give him some advice. "Hey kids, my in-laws

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The moral of this story is that sometimes taking a different path to a known destination can change the way we travel forevermore. Our tale begins with two friends in a coffeeshop