I looked up into the steely eyes of Dr. Hamm. "We're going to put you under now," he said softly. "Count backwards from 10...9...8...7.." When I opened my eyes again, I was shocked

We didn't think that our first contact with intelligent life from outer-space would be that dumb.

I'd saved and saved and it was finally here: my interpretive sign for the center about How to Water a Tree. Most people think you can

Thinking that, if Popeye gained temporary super-strength from eating spinach, I might gain a superpower from ingesting a common vegetable, I began to eat nothing but lima beans for

Once upon a time, there was a circle named Juliet.

Brian enjoyed pins and needles as much as the next man - but he didn't want them for breakfast EVERY day!

John walked into a scary room and found a scary looking face.

Joseph dream that he would one day rule over his siblings and parents, but for the time being he had to be their slave. He was 13 after all, and what 13 year old doesn't feel like

Fred Flinstone went to lay his hands on Wilma once again. Finally, Barney stepped in and said,

Randy thought long and hard about where to debut his streaking career. Football game, Queen's parade?, Golf tournament? Bicycle race? He finally settled on a billiards championship

Most time-travelers have bad body odor. This is due to the fact that people smell like the cuisine of their society, but are unaware of their own stench. In 2329 rotten-egg tea

That night was one I would remember forever. She looked so innocent yet creepy at the same time with her pale skin and bloodshot eyes. This was the first time I'd seen a ghost.

The note on the door said "Folding Story Animal Support Group". I walked in and sat down. Beside me was Jeff, the goat of existential angst, beside him, Det. Manatee. To my left

My Grandma had a tail and ate insects, my mother told me when I was six. I wondered why she wore the dresses she did and kept her own bee colonies. We never lacked honey.

"Blasphemy!"

I rate myself a 10 out of 10 at

The class sat frozen. No one in the writing workshop wanted to give notes. The fact that John LeCarre was a student had freaked the budding writer's out. But Ted was an idiot and

"Do you know why I hold this gun?" - "Snakes? Wild dogs?" - "No, YOU!"

Potash for perennials, manure for marigolds, and quick lime for my ex Leonard. Well, let's get to it.

“La guerra arriba a través de discursos i papers, cinquens i voluntaris: el front queda lluny, es desconeix el seu soroll. Van venir, això sí, refugiats. Molts, massa"