“What am I doing here?” Bronco opened his eyes for what seemed the hundredth time in an hour, and immediately the plain whitewashed walls began to close in like the...

"INCOMING!"

A cat walked into the dogs kennel thinking he left but once she walked inside she saw the dog. The dog stood up and

I've got three scripts for you: "Buster Gonad steals the Queens Egg", "The <superlative> Yellow Dogs. <verb> to <exotic location>" and something called "Purple Purposelessness".

Darwin, MN has the Largest Ball of Twine. Rothsay, MN: Largest Prairie Chicken. In the small community of Zumbrota, MN, I Had to put our name on the map.

It wet. sky wet. haha . *looks up* *laughs* *opens mouth* Come down. Wet. Like kisses. *smiles*. *raises hands* *runs around waving arms*

"Bah, I don't believe a word of it! You must be outta your mind to think a god would speak to a mortal such as yourself. You're not even a noble!" Callus shook his head. " I did. I

when i was going to my aunt's house , i saw many people running across me.I stopped a man and ask him what happened ? he told 'that a clown is throwing tear gas at us and shooting

Once upon a time there was a small pixie called Delphine. She was sad because she had no peanuts. Her pet beetle, O'Flagherty, set off to steal some from the Peanut Dragon in its

On February 9th, 1964, I sat down with my family in front of our black-and-white television set to watch a magical moment. The Beatles were on the Ed Sullivan Show. As the show

Why, bless you're haaaart (you're so stupid)...I just love you to deeee-ath (I loathe you)...Aren't you just the sweetest thaaang (I'd shoot you if I had a gun right here)...

My life is basically like Boogie Nights meets Blow. Throw in some Scarface and a dash of Mrs. Doubtfire and you'd have it nailed. Most people call me Ricky, but you can call me Bob

There are legends told among poultry, tales of terrible ancestors with gnashing teeth who lived in lush forests warmed by an ancient sun. In the end time a globe of fire plunged to

Ziiiiing! Oooomph. Ahhhrggghhh! Wump. Wimper. Wumpwump.

I'm sitting in the Rose & Crown. It's busy so I've got time to sneak in a fold. Oh no... Josh from work has spotted me & he's coming over. Will I have time to finish or will Josh

In one moment, every drop of blood in my body was brought to a stop. There, in the middle of the dark, damp road…. stood the figure of a solitary women, dressed in white.

Just got out of the hospital. Only hurts when I laugh. Feeling fine. I am alive and well. You'll never believe what happened to me in there, though. When I was in the OR,

...Lost Civilizations, UFOs, ESP. These are some of the many phenomenons we investigate on "In Search Of." Tonight: The Terror of the Yukon: Beaversquatch.

What if, at the end of December, no matter how many prayers you said or virgins you sacrificed or spirits you appeased, the nights got stuck & never got any longer?

Say Seniorita, are we walking down the street on the very same day? Let's get together and call ourselves an institute. We'll call it the Institute for the Preservation of