It's a dog eat dog world thought the Chow chow and ordered a Shih Tzu starter followed by Shar pei main dish but then he changed his mind and went with a

I am a dancer! Dancing is not just what I do it is a part of who I am. Coming into The Richard Stockton College of New Jersey I thought dance was for me!

Beth, a paranoid privacy freak, thought the CIA, FBI & Chinese Government monitored her computer because of searches she did before writing a Folding Story fold, like "best way

The sound that came from the loudspeakers started to feel like a stream of happiness, honey and marshmallows, and It was flowing directly into my thirsty ears. That was no "aspirin

First lima beans, and now this! Stores never heard of broccoli, and no mention of it on the internet or even in Sally's cookbooks! Maybe she was jumping tracks into slightly diff

Day 2,346,439 since the destruction of the colonies. From the personal log of Swill Adamant, 5-Star Rear Double Admiral of the Colonial Fleet and the Cattle Car Impractical:

What is life without a little danger?

The Percussionist kept cold beer in his kettledrums. A 3rd row violinist slept her way to first violin. When he caught himself saying "good enough for the Nutcracker" he threw his

"Om... elet." And with that, Buddha officially sold out. "Enlightenment has showed me the Way... to Denny's." The commercial aired during an episode of

My name is Death. I have watched the sun die a million times and know that I will always be alone. Thus humanity sleeps soundly, unaware of my suffering. Who weeps for death?

What idiot architect decided to add a curling arena to penthouse garden was anyone's guess. But after a few drinks, a stone would fall hurtling the 30 stories to a bimmer below.

A goat-man ordered pizza and wanted double pepperoni with onions. "Can I make a special request for a fedora hat?", he said. The chief cook said he would put the hat on the box.

That really pissed him off, with moves like a cat, George Foreman jumped to his feet, grabbed the closest Swiffer Duster and proceeded to

I laughed maniacally. He had no idea that he was dealing with a keyboard warrior. Swiftly, I corrected his spelling and grammar, and proceeded to laugh at his poor excuse of a cuss

Doctor Joe discovered a new element with atomic number 753. It was somehow stable and non-radioactive. It also had.incredible properties which enabled

Ustali smo tako rano da ni ogledala još nisu radila. Istuširali smo se i oživeli. Nije bilo tolikooo strašno hladno. Miris vazduha je bio dobar. Bili smo sami na Velikom kanalu.

"Lend me your arms, fast as thunderbolts, for a pillow on my journey." As Hendrick lay his pen down, he imagined the possibility of his haiku poem becoming reality.

Boo Bo was the funniest clown I had ever met. I tried to impress him with a joke, so I combined his favorite subjects into one joke. Farts, sex, racism, kittens and leprechauns.

When I was a young boy, my Pa always told me "Boy, don't you go around being a pansy now, you hear? Wearing flowers around your head and playing the guitar all day ain't

Plum thought she could become a more famous chef by creating a sauce in her name. Sure, she was drunk on tequila, but Plum had some good ideas while drinking, like mixing