Ustali smo tako rano da ni ogledala još

Ustali smo tako rano da ni ogledala još nisu radila. Istuširali smo se i oživeli. Nije bilo tolikooo strašno hladno. Miris vazduha je bio dobar. Bili smo sami na Velikom kanalu.

she said, and though he found her words alluring he comprehended not a syllable. She tried again, this time in an earth language he recognised but couldn't name. He gestured w

ithout moving his arms, which meant he pointed with his lips. She thought he was blowing a kiss. But he was dying of starvation, he was pointing to food. His alien race ate chro

nometers, and she had a wristwatch. He was trying to point to it. She mistakenly thought he wanted to kiss her hand, so she very lady-like offered it to him. He bit her watch.

She slapped him upside the face. He spat out the watch and chowed down on her Uggs. She kicked him in the solar plexus. He foetal positioned while hanging onto her right leg. She

crouched down & butt-butted him, then farted. She had to use any & all means to get him away from her. He gagged & let go & she scampered away, running Uggless through a field

of wild durian. Her pursuer would never catch up to her in here, she thought. He'd only have to get a whiff of one of those thorny beauties, to stop trailing her thru this field.

The durian awaited in ambush mode for her pursuer, whilst she climbed into the white rabbit's lair and met the Mad Hatter. Scrambled screams of pain were heard for miles around. Al

l was well now.She just had to let go of that last piece of sanity she kept clinging to.The Mad Hatter would help with that.She approached the table,the Hatter was grinning like

a wolf, about to eat a triple beef burger. The Mad Hatter showed her a Donald Trump Campaign video, and that was when she lost it. The Hatter walked away cool and slow, like a BAUS