First lima beans, and now this! Stores never

First lima beans, and now this! Stores never heard of broccoli, and no mention of it on the internet or even in Sally's cookbooks! Maybe she was jumping tracks into slightly diff

erent nightmare but it seemed all too familiar.Brassica oleracea? Noone had heard of it. How was Sal to complete her food diorama of Mirkwood for the Edible Feasts shooting of LOTR

IMIN AF: The Movie. Sal's dream was to take ointments used to treat yeast infections and turn them into Hollywood Blockbusters by

giving them leading roles in a variety of new movies. "The Number of the Yeast" went on to make millions in the box office, and its sequel, "Infection", won an Academy Award for

Best Costume Design. The films lead to an extensive category of computer games such as "Angry Gangerine" and "Call of Festering"

The angry birds gathered to see how they could do better to clean up the pollution from nuclear waste leaks at hanford. Their angry masks fell off and disintegrated when touched.

They were actually timid birds who put on angry masks to look tough, but once their cover was blown, they panicked and ran from the nuclear waste they were supposed to clean.

So now here I am, cleaning it up myself. Nuclear radiation bathing my body in all its sweet glory. I couldn't wait to get my super powers. I hoped I would be able to fly, that sure

would rock:I could clean spiderwebs in the highest corners!I could hover above those gnarly toilet seats!I could finally reach that top shelf!Alas,what superpower I finally got was

total control of my bladder, which meant that I could hold up my pee indefinately, but that I somehow always felt like I had to go. fml