"Tragedy or Travesty". It was Rebecca's kids.Just as she had bragged they were dressed as the "Calamities". Dakota was Nuclear Power,Sierra Global Warming & Yosemite Overpopulation

At Solferino the air was full of the cries of the wounded and dying. Bonaparte wrote: Josephine, ma biche, I'll be back in 3 days. Don't wash. Je t'embrasse partout, Napoleon (Emp)

The clock chimed in five o'clock not in a peaceful, serene tone but a loud, booming roar which seemed annoy and startle the passengers of the train. I covered my ears and

Rarely do history books tell us about us Godzilla's cousin in Singapore, the giant robot octopus.

So late it was really early I opened the window and sucked in the fresh air. The starlight was brighter than usual but it was washed out by the

It wasn't my intention to break my leg on my wedding day. It was just convenient that it happened when I decided I no longer wanted to marry her.

Why?Why did it always have to be BOTH. Diet AND exercise. Black AND blue. Up AND down. In the name of all that is good & right & holy in this godforsaken land of pain AND suffering

Since tomorrow is the end of the world, I would like to tell my fair readers a little story about the meaning of life and happiness. To lift up your spirit. "There once was a

Human Flesh.

It started with a look. Donny and Brooke never could manage to have a peaceful dinner in a fine restaurant. He tilted his fork one more degree. She fidgeted with the tablecloth. Th

So you think that you have been to Hell? Well, buddy, I disagree. I spent 15 years in the NFL -- and no one took a beating like me.

This is the beginning...

Meet Rose, we named her after Cassie's favorite movie the Titanic! "You named you daughter after the freakin Titanic!?! What type of a parent does that!" No one knew what to say.

This insane virtual reality technology has all five of my senses totally convinced that my daughter will be returned to me unharmed

when i was younger i used to shove sand up my nose and snails in my ears. what do you expect? i was raised by a family of

At the Barnes and Noble, the wind gusts blew chunks of concrete onto the sidewalk. I was just two blocks away waiting for a bus and there were police cars everywhere. It was quite

His life was a simmering stew of chainsaws, beef jerky and wrong answers. That's why he was so happy when

"Create,add,read.Only 3 leafs of weed.I bind my spell to work.On the pot I place the lid."Saying these words,Angela sealed an incantation that would (or so she believed) bring her

Baah baah baah

It was classic John versus Jim. Older versus younger. Calculating versus impetuous. Slower versus faster. Weaker versus stronger. Loser versus winner. Obviously,