I looked at my box of Cookie Crisp. It's first mascot was Jarvis the Wizard, then it was a cop, and a burgler. The burglar had a dog. Now the dog is the only mascot and a wolf. Huh

Norman liked flapjacks, Yahtzee and ZZ Top which made him a perfect

I woke up on some beach not being able to recall what had happened the previous night. Not only was I alone but the beach was abandoned. My only question was "why"?

The man with a machine heart whispered to his armless companion in binary: 100111010010110

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I never finish what I start. I've learned to accept that about myself in old age. Well, I shouldn't say never...there was this one instance...

"Stella!" I yelled, waking myself up. It took me a few minutes to orient myself to my stark apartment. Here was my dirty sheet wrapped around me, there was my playboy centerfold,

This was a new kind of feeling. Like a kind of upside down sadness. He didn't really know how to vocalise it properly, and everyone waited to hear what he would say. He looked up

The crime? Murder. The motive? Life insurance. The time? Breakfast. The weapon? Cheese knife. The plan? Dubious. The victim? Obnoxious. The police report?

Once upon a time, in the magical land of HELL...

The thick, tea-dark water bubbled ominously as Jenna dipped her toe into it. "I don't know, Josh" she said, nervously looking back at her boyfriend on the trash-strewn beach, "I'm

15 out of a hundred wooden spoons

An awesome African army assembled and arduously advanced against an African anthill,assiduously annihilating ant after ant. Bill burdened bucktoothed Bertie by bidding belligerentl

Egregiel went first. "I was given five worlds to watch over. Five! And they just loafed around making up stories and killing each other instead of mingling." Agrariel commiserated:

His Smile was always brightening up my smile,his love becoming my only one.His everything makes my life better and stronger without him,I'm lost.

Upon his conviction for applecide by bow and arrow, William Tell was thrown into jail with the rest of the appleciders. His cellmate, known only as "Musselman", notoriously juiced

"And cut! That's a wrap." The first season of the FoldingStory television show was done filming. My life's dream would come true; three stories per half-hour episode with an

Pandas what were they? Pandas. They are magnificent creatures that live in the guru with all dem magical fairies in the great oak tree that was their home. So kawaii~<3. Birds.....

At dusk in Crazy Woman, WY the drunks had gathered behind the Wash-o-Rama. Phil checked his watch then chugged the last of his wine. "Gotta go, guys, I've got better things to do."

Outside the 'Pizza Palace' 2 innocent takeawayers are approached by Robin Hobo: "I am here to liberate those pizzas, ladies, and give them to hobos. Now, hand them over."