No-o-obuddy knows what happened to O'Long John. Don Piano thinks he knows. Honey Badger don't care.

"Is this legal?" "Oh yes. You've been traded to [chain restaurant x] across the street for a burger flipping prospect and a bag of buns. Now turn in your uniform." My dirty nametag

Jay drew a penis in the signature box of an application to change his registered address. A dick in a box, get it?

Her husband was out again fighting an electrical fire in this godawful storm. She'd clicked on a horror movie & choked when she realized the scene on the screen was her own bedroom

The streets were riddled with debris and fragments of a decaying city. It's hard to imagine that this place was once a bustling metropolis

I thought I could forget my boyfriend's betrayal, but I can't. Revenge obsesses my mind, but I could never attain it. He has everything he could want. All I have is suicide.

I punched my BioSignat's into the compatch. The shadow planet lay before me. Rings of ice prevented the comet's light from penetrating into the world. Cold. Really cold, but I have

spot was lying on the ground again, with his paws stretched out in front of him, staring at the trees.

Do not continue this FoldingStory. By it's completion, it will leave you in a cold sweat, awake until the early hours, staring into the darkness. This thread ends here. Goodnight.

We finished suiting up and approached the door. Being gentlemen, we rang the doorbell and waited five seconds before kicking the door down.

I'm too sexy for my Anodontiglanis.

After the professor finished her lecture, she turned to a student and asked "What did you learn from this?" The student looked up from his notes and said, "I AM GROOT!"

And then Joe Black said, "The truth? The truth is that you've been fucking Death. I'm an eternal supernatural being in a dead man's body and you divirginzed me." Vomit came up her

The dust that gathers under your bed is a mix of human hair, skin, soot from air polution & interstellar dust. It must have been some complex organic molecules from space combined

It's been a week now since my wife left for her mothers. I slept Surprisingly well for the first few nights of her absence, it felt great to come home to a quiet house.

The day the Shunned struck back, a checkout scanner sneered at Mildred Dowd and said "Your record is too clean. We don't serve Squeakies like you." Mildred had her sword-cane, but

Let's try something a little different. I want the next fold in this story to have nothing whatsoever to do with the previous one. Completely random. Go!

The Pope surprised us one day by driving his popemobile into Hyde Park. He's not alone in his cabin. There are 2 cardinals in red crouched on low seats in front of him

So the Wal-Mart truck eased off onto a frontage road in the pre-dawn light. The driver parked. Opened the trailer. Unloaded a duffel and threw it in the ditch. A severed head

De sobte, vint segons n'hi ha prou, les cases vénen a runes, els vidres a mil trossos, les voreres netes de brutícia inversemblant. El de cel blau a marró; la veu a silenci.