Ne znam što mi se događa... Kao da je odjednom sve izmijenjeno - ono što bi trebalo biti gore, sad je dolje i obratno...

Long long ago a fox farted out cocane into a pill of guts that was oozing out of a orange person

He was going to kill two birds with one Stone. Sharon Stone.

It was a warmy, sunny day when Alfie found the black box. He almost tripped over it on his way to school. It was small with nothing remarkable about it. He picked it up.

the capstone was not what it was suppose to be. Wrong name, wrong date, wrong place, and yet it seemed incredibly right. How could it be so wrong and so right? Unless

Today the Apple dumpling gang

I like skittles, and kittens.

The darkness engulfed me as the burlap bag swallowed me whole. A scream died in my throat and I tried in vain to rip the bag, but it was no use.

Beryl needed more drama in her life. As a meteorologist, she was fed up with saying there'd be winds 'from the North' that'd be 'cold'. "It's a POLAR VORTEX!" she yelled.

Sarah's cupcakes was amazing. The cake was a combination of chocolate and vanilla with some food colouring. She was shocked with the huge orders she had gotten..

Glyn glanced upward, past the black mouths of the penwyth caves in which grown dragons and their chosen riders lived, toward the obsidian that crowned the ridge of the old volcano

There was a chinchilla named Scout. Scout was different from the other chinchillas. There was something slightly off about him. Scout enjoyed to go on missions to explore.One day

I hated him. With a passion unrivaled. His damn red hair. The dilapidated scooter with a boom box bungee corded on back blaring Ace of Base's I saw the sign pulled into the

"Girl, I am SO psyched that we decided to vaca here!" Gretchen was laying out on the beach with her best friend, Jane. "Of COURSE we came to the beach!" Jane smiled. A man walked

I'd invited the regulars, Bob who brews Nutbrowns, Sam, the Pilsnerking, & Sally, the Amber-lady. The burgers were on the grill when I popped the unmarked bottle of Obama Honey Ale

When you wait for the cable guy you get bored. When you get bored, you experiment by placing the toaster in the microwave. When you microwave a toaster

"When I asked you to kiss behind the ears, this is not what I meant!" Julie shrieked as she batted down the corn husk and stomped away. Women! You can't live with 'em, you can't

It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Oh no, this is it, it's happening. iBurnout, I've reached the point where I'm no longer satisfied by anything my iPhone offers, no app, no update, no goddamn notification. I long

The city of Lacclair was the safest place on earth as it was a secret hidden beneath the still waters of St.Clair fountain. And those who knew about its existence were