All I could see was yellow, nothing but yellow. I started to try to look around, agine, just yellow. I looked down, I where lying on a metal hospital bed. I were wearing a simple

I'm sorry my little file-o-fish.

There she was. Wentl. A perfect little O of green fur, her tail wrapped demurely around her pink, scaly nose. Dgorf didn't want to wake her, so he

He poisoned our food, burned our houses, stole all our money, and left us for dead. Now that we've rebuilt and are prospering, he wants back in? Why should we accept him?

The office was on Benson Street, in the half-basement of a brownstone you wouldn’t necessarily have known was anything other than a residence. Even the discreet plaque below the

After years of research and development, we have discovered the exact genes for the cold virus. We have applied for a patent and contacted companies for trademark naming rights.

You gotta know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away.

Grandpa was at the casino. Nothing kept his mind off of his impending doom quite like Sinatra played on loop in a room without clocks. He gambled away his gas money, then his car,

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Inside the porcelain palace the toilet whisperer was able to coax a change in the

How to create a hoverboard: Attach 2 x GAU-8 Avenger's to a skateboard and fire gun into the ground to create lift and propulsion.

Dear God, It's me, Steve Jobs. It has been 14 years since I faked my death and frankly,

I knew it was a mistake once the box was delivered. I vaguely remembered ordering them. LIVE ANIMAL stickers were plastered all over the box, & the it was squeaking. Did I really

The man in the bright green 80s strapless tube dress and torn fishnets winked a heavily made-up eye at me, then, twirling around the lamppost, stuck his ample behind sheathed in

Eros, the impossibly beautiful and terrifying God, was sitting in the garden of Psyche's palace. Under his naked feet the path of opals, amethysts and pearls glistened in the sun.

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king. Frank had one eye! Only, he wasn't in the land of the blind.

He was a radiant natural for quantum shamanistics, sans drugs, sans patches, sans nanites - but his inner music was too beneficial, so they put him down. He gasped, "The tide rises

This is a tragic story of star-crossed lovers, faked suicides, pizza alle vongole, muffled screams and hearts shattered into tiny bits then trampled under the heel of fate. But tha

'Dobrideen' he said. It meant 'hello' in Russian but I didn't speak any Russian. 'Hello?' I said, 'what did you say?' But you answered me' he said. 'You said 'hello' right back. 'w

At OWS Thanksgiving there will be a drumstick circle.