Things I have learnt while writing folds. 1. I use 'so' a lot and when I run out of characters I delete every 'so' & it makes no difference. So I don't need to use 'so' so much.

And when The Raven unwound in my room, I gave the yarn I'd stored:

Shishkabob was spell-checked, and the internet ordered for the word Higashiosaka to be used instead. This led to an entire city in Japan being grilled. The rugby players fought b

"Holly i'm going to be late!!!" Exclaimed Savannah. Gosh she hated blind dates. She did not know what to expect and she hoped this time around, it would not be a disaster.

He had to make ends meet. That's how Trevor found himself participating in a blind test of condoms from different manufacturers. He struggled for adjectives to describe condom #3:

when i was walking along the woods,i saw a man burning in fire and was holdng a hamburger and was burning it in the fire which , he was covered in. and i was shock and i ........

Most parents don't realize that how a child acts at age 3 is a warning as to how he will act at age 13. If you don't find the right balance between parental control & independence

I was only here for corn chips, but here I was, frozen in the aisle, because a (devastatingly handsome) staff member had walked into the same aisle, freestyle rapping about

Tharg fletched his teeth & gnawed on a pterodactyl bone seductively then conked Loana on the head with his club & dragged her to his cave. Zorg had advised Tharg that the G-spot

"We've created an infinite loop!," I shouted, "but don't worry! We'll be ok if we think about this function recursively, ok?" Behind us some more of the floor fell into the math

"Look, I'm sorry, I just really like swords!" I stammered. "You killed 19 people!" My friend, Frank, bellowed. I couldn't help it. They were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

The Mayor laughed, slapping his top scientist, Dr. Bill Schwartz, on the back. "How much torque does it take to rip a pregnant college girl's nipples off? That's what we're here to

The thunder roared. No, this is not a Garth Brooks song.

After so long, Freddy's Pizza is now Fazbear's Fright. One animatronic and a few phantoms. Great. I noticed Springtrap right outside my window and I

He was a Greek waiter, she was an English tourist on the mythical isle of Lesbos. They communicated in broken German and the International Language of Love. Georgios pulled his

I followed the mysterious girl into her apartment building. I knew how this probably looked, but I didn't care. She was so beautiful. With her dark hair and big round

In the morning , i decided go to my friend's farm.When i got there, i started searching for my friend in the farm but i could not find him, then, i saw a man - eating plant

In that moment, the world fell silent. Completely and utterly silent. Like if you were in a library, deaf and dead all at the same time kind of silent. I couldn't turn away as he

Las personas entrarán en pánico porque querrán hablar con sus amigos y familia. Se sentirán extraños estar viviendo en una casa con compañeros. El primer día será difícil y...

Once he took the tube from the centrifuge, he knew at once what was wrong with the man's blood. Turning to him, he said in his gravest voice, "I'm sorry, sir, but I'm afraid that