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He had fallen asleep at the keyboarddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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2013-04-11 03:52:24
Took
147 days, 18 hours, 9 minutes, 37 seconds
53
A scarecrow, a lion, and a tin woodsman walk into a bar. The tin woodsman orders a pint of oil, the scarecrow asks for a haymaker, and the lion requests a
Finished
2013-04-11 02:40:09
Took
1 year, 167 days, 9 hours, 44 minutes, 31 seconds
19
Mission Log Entry 1: "3 a.m. My tent collapses again. I hope the cheap TVs will be worth it. The mother of 3 behind me gives me dirty looks. Can I trust her? Ooh, a door opens!"
Finished
2013-04-11 02:32:40
Took
1 year, 126 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 5 seconds
18
Rain puddles. What glorious, gloomy, gloppy ways to celebrate autumn! And *that* one looked like one of the gloppiest best. Sinjohn burst into a sprint, gathering himself to leap
Finished
2013-04-11 02:29:57
Took
1 year, 198 days, 14 hours, 40 minutes, 23 seconds
24
His film career long in the shitter, Macaulay Culkin now spends his days forging horseshoe culkins, caulking video game level designs, and helping his dad's tile-caulking business.
Finished
2013-04-11 02:13:47
Took
1 year, 291 days, 7 hours, 37 minutes, 52 seconds
55
"What about a pop-up book?" "She's an adult. Folded up pieces of paper. That's kids stuff." The clerk lowered his voice. "I'm talking about adult pop-up books." He slowly opened a
Finished
2013-04-10 16:53:20
Took
71 days, 40 minutes, 47 seconds
95
"OH. MY. GOD. Will you stop playing Friday just this once?! that was, like, 2 years ago!"My sister screamed "NOPE! But Chuck Testa Might" I Replied. "i'll go get the Poptart and
Finished
2013-04-10 15:46:24
Took
56 days, 7 hours, 13 minutes, 21 seconds
43
This is your brain.
Finished
2013-04-10 13:20:45
Took
217 days, 16 hours, 35 minutes, 50 seconds
44
How men calculate:"The shoes cost 299$!?" How women calculate: "Well they were marked down from 599$ & I got this matching purse for only 199$ which is normally 399$ so I saved you
Finished
2013-04-10 13:17:11
Took
1 year, 102 days, 2 hours, 20 minutes, 47 seconds
43
there once was a bear
Finished
2013-04-10 11:56:50
Took
298 days, 19 hours, 1 minute, 24 seconds
55
Two men, one short and one tall, sit in a desert. They wear bowler hats and there is a lone tree in the foreground. The tall man says, "The bus should have been here by now."
Finished
2013-04-10 01:10:34
Took
1 year, 318 days, 4 hours, 41 minutes, 20 seconds
41
Vanessa Conquest's fingers fluttered like french fries in a bingo hopper. Her husband and her boy-toy were both missing, and she didn't want the police involved. The scent of money
Finished
2013-04-09 13:03:41
Took
1 year, 108 days, 3 hours, 8 minutes, 3 seconds
35
"shut up!!" he yelled at his annoying grandmother that he had just addopted the other day. he hadn't quite gotten used to having her around and she would not stop talking
Finished
2013-04-09 08:38:13
Took
1 year, 281 days, 15 hours, 58 minutes, 40 seconds
135
Aroooga, Aroooga, Aroooga, Aroooga, Aroooga, Aroooga, Aroooga, Aroooga, Aroooga, Aroooga, Aroooga, Aroooga, Aroooga, Aroooga, Aroooga, Aroooga, Aroooga, Aroooga, Aroooga, Aroooga,
Finished
2013-04-08 17:44:24
Took
1 year, 20 hours, 30 minutes, 56 seconds
18
In the back of my mind, I expected to fail.
Finished
2013-04-08 15:35:03
Took
2 years, 21 days, 2 hours, 41 minutes, 10 seconds
47
I had given up trying to be an expert home chef, but I couldn't give up the fix-it. So I found uses for some of my old items. Mustard seed make great temporary ball bearings. Meat
Finished
2013-04-08 14:19:29
Took
192 days, 15 hours, 10 minutes, 32 seconds
50
The lock was rusted shut, so I broke it with a crowbar. Opened the barn doors and there she was. 67 goat with 30 years of dust and mouse dirt. But I was determined to give
Finished
2013-04-06 15:45:59
Took
1 year, 269 days, 1 hour, 33 minutes, 26 seconds
48
"Now I'm just fucking bored", Sandy said to herself as she gazed out the window towards her neighbors house. "Spying on people, what is wrong with me?" She placed the binoculars
Finished
2013-04-06 13:24:16
Took
1 year, 103 days, 20 hours, 30 minutes, 47 seconds
65
"I deeply deeply respect you, Marsha." All was well until my alien eye syndrome caused my left eye to wander, spiraling like a moth towards what inflamed me, her ample décolleté.
Finished
2013-04-05 16:44:31
Took
17 days, 4 hours, 29 minutes, 14 seconds
39
Listening to the satellite radio station play the old "Johnny Dollar" whodunnit radio program from the 50s, Jared knew that he would be extra-sensitive to any sudden
Finished
2013-04-05 16:42:23
Took
1 year, 229 days, 23 hours, 27 minutes, 31 seconds
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