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Jim was always bored when he went to his grandpapy's. There was nothing to do. He would wake up, go down stairs and have his seedless brown bread with seedless raspberry jam. -
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I tend to reprint my stuff to and from other places out of sheer laziness. -
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At age 42 and starting a new career—I’m not-so-subtly being reminded that I’m not “entry level” age.
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If there was anything that could be learned from last night's transgressions, it's this: Never do an acid enema with your friends. Seventeen hours earlier, I was eating a -
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I hate Thursdays. Odd day, I know. Mondays, sure. Wednesdays -- yeah hump day's hard on a lot of people. But most people are OK with Thursday. Thing is, I'm not most people.
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"Stop right there!" I screamed. My eyes widened as the rhino slowed to a trot, then halted in a cloud of dust. I knew this was my only chance.
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The air of Chormandy filled my nose as I gazed out over the beach. Suddenly, a terrible pain ripped through the my right hand, and shot through my chest like a greasy cheeseburger.
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"Shit neva go down da way ya like it", the old man mused, taking another bite of Bill's torso. "Bacon do taste good, do taste good though."
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Yup. She was definitely dead. Oh Jesus, this is not good. Not good at all. -
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She looked at me with amorous eyes. She breathed heavily, covered in sweat and drool as if struggling to exist. But her glare had more strength than 20 men. Her stomach gurgled... -
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Like many people,Manny was a people-pleaser.It didn't please HIM,but it felt like the right thing to do.Until a day when -
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Stan's father worked in the landfill, just like his grandfather had. Stan wasn't so sure it was for him. It didn't help that everyone called him Stinky. -
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Había una vez una profesora que se sentía frustrada porque sus alumnos no tenían interés en su aprender. Se daba cuenta de que sus métodos de enseñanza eran obsoletos. Un día,...
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I was on my way to school when i noticed that i had forgotten what i needed. I started walking back home and i saw something in the woods. i went to investigate it and saw that it
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Ugh my mother makes me so mad. After are argument lastnight i was so upset. I mean really was it that bad of a request? All I asked for was to
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i was in health class when all of a sudden some kid blurts out welcome to
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The old gravedigger stared down into the pit. He propped himself on his shovel and rubbed his chin. Well, this was unusual. He had never had a corpse sit up and stare at him. -
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Zombies, Mummies, Nosferatu ... of all the slow moving monsters, the Weresloth was the slowest. He'd hang from a branch camouflaged with moss waiting for the smell of his prey -
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I like to discipline my dog with rolled up editions of the Economist. I think it makes him -
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It was finally time; Without further ado I ripped off my clothes only to find I had not brought along any