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I was the only survivor of that tragedy. Since then, I've gained amazing superpowers and each day I discover more of them. For example, yesterday, I was lifting cars, when

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I don't like to criticize children to their face because basically I don't want to be accused of sabotaging anyone's "self-esteem" but some kids are

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I had been a hot chick. Now I'm a thick Felipino chick who likes Jabba Juice,this has left me

An assasin was hiding behind the curtain. I could tell because his sneakers were sticking out from the bottom hem. This was the third time this week. I took a toothpick from my

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For fuck sake!Who did he think he was?She had tried to explain,but there was no reasoning with him and he was the wrong one...still he hung up on her leaving her no choice but to

"the worst thing about the pizza so far was the burned toppings", he thought as he paced the supermarkets isles absentmindedly chewing. I wish i had a poloroid camera to catalog

Distant thunder rumbled through the air and ground, shaking a shack in the mountains that contained a fugitive of the law.

With a grin on his face, Crazy Tim sits. He comes without a trace and leaves just the same. Where does he go? Who knows, perhaps he will take a trip to

i was doing backflip down the sidewalk when