Through a freak of nature a wormhole materialized just at exit point of the radioactive leak from the plant which connected to Rev. Jones bathtub.

Estaba en la playa, el mar tranquilo y azul, navegando un barco pequeñito a lo lejos

Today was the day. Today, I was going to be able to prove myself to everyone in the village. Always mocking me, Tim was going to learn today, who I am, and why one should not mess

The volcano was about to erupt. I wasn't able to save them both. I had to choose between Kathy and my dog. I know Kathy had been great to me my entire life, but my dog made me

"That makes no fucking sense, it can't be both." I muttered to Howie from across the desk space, "I can tell already A Tale of Two Cities is going to suck brass ones."

With the hauls of the wolves in the dungeon like forest, the night started. The queen held the curtains to hide the awful massacre that was planned to role on forest that night.

It was surprisingly bland, I thought as I took my first tentative bite of human flesh. Steve had breathed his last only a week ago, but it seemed like he'd been gone forever.

B'chugerroth, Slenderman, and Zalgo all walk into a bar. The barman (me) realizes the potential for comedy here so I decide to write everything down.

You jump to the right and you shake a hand, jump to the left and you shake that hand, you meet some friends and you tie some yarn: and that's how you do The Scarn.

This saga begins with a little man living in a cave. One day, the little man woke up to the sound of a bear sniffing his pants that were hanging from a rock a few feet away. Scared

After their relativistic journey back to an earthlike planet in the year 5239 A.D. Cdr.. Landly, and Mj. Stroganoff discover that an intelligent species of Pachyderm rule

"Don't touch it!" she screamed because it was moving. It seemed to have a mind of its own, which seemed impossible but the eyes don't lie and now they were standing

But Iron Man was sick of the crap. Being a hero though technology kind of makes you a second class amongst the heroes who intrinsically have powers, like

I'm hardcore. Ruthless. Like an industrial sized shipping container filled with horseshit contaminated by mad cow disease, boy, I ain't nothin to play with.

"Last night the mandibles apologized, after all these years." Her husband clenched the steering wheel of the rusted pickup truck. "And I forgave them ... " The desert highway

He had finally purchased the original Leonardo da Vinci codex. After much restoration he noticed a series of images on the corner in invisible ink. Flipping the pages, he saw

I realized I might have been connecting the dots wrong, so I checked myself into the Bastille to stew in my paranoia. Luckily they had a dank, dark cell on the lowest level, where

"17 times a week! That's more than anyone can stand" The small puppet turned its head and looked longingly at the strings. " But maybe...."

"Just because I asked a friend about her, just because I spoke her name somewhere, just because I called her number by mistake today, she thinks I still care" she sang, showering.

As the professor walks in, he announces,"Good news everyone, I saw a asteroid heading directly for Earth and we all are going to die." Fry says franticly," Wait, I am only human