The bananas had brown spots on them so they looked like giraffe's. He'd heard these were the cavendash bananas. He'd heard there were way tastier bananas than these but

"Oi, skunkboy!" shouted Crispin, the school bully. I groaned. " Get yer four eyes over 'ere!" he said, chuckling at his weak joke. " Oh, go and combust why don't you?" I said

He was in the Latino Law Bar Association and worked as a deputy DA. Every morning he was hung over and every night he was coked up. Such is the life of a man who

Hitler had insulted Einstein's mom for the last time.

I made a mental note to drive more carefully. This kind of thing can wear thin on someone after the fifth or sixth time. Kris put her hands on the wheel in exasperation and that’s

I wouldn’t kill a pregnant woman or a kid and he was asking me to do both, never mind his double negative. It was a definite weak spot on my “bad motherfucker” resume.

There is such a thing as being too honest! she inwardly screamed at her husband. He had simply said

Love has turned into pieces and pieces turned into dust as dust flys away love is just lost but where does it go

So i was sitting on the corner hydrant staring at the carcass do the cha cha across the golf course and feeling a deep sense of an emotional vomit coming to

She called,just after midnight and she was crying.Criyng so hard that I had a hard time understanding who she was,but when she said something about fire I knew

All seven chef's knives, the eight steak knives and the culinary sheers jutted from his ragged flesh. The sheers had found their place on either side of the bridge of his nose and

The happy birthday balloon hovered close to the ceiling, barely touching its textured, painted skin. They painted it, it figured, to dull the pain of each tenant falling for it,

once the dial had been twisted all the way to the right, the hum was incredibly loud and the strobes were disorienting ! why someone would want to install so many safeties into

The road was creepy, just a path through the woods. Trees blocked the sun out, even at noon it was dark. Winding around until you come to the wooden bridge, but under the bridge

Darkness was falling quickly. As we walked along the road it became harder and harder to see. Svetlana suddenly screamed. "I felt something lick my neck, and it felt

Once there was a little strawberry. She had to leave her country, in order not to become jam.

Lead. The wedding ring had been lead "painted" gold. She thanked the jeweler and went home. Her husband was sitting in front of the TV watching King of Queens and

Leaving early on Friday afternoon....

Although not available yet in the U.S., I’ve been watching the new BBC series, Outcasts, which is currently airing in the UK.

Linda was torn. She'd spotted some all-new 100% organic crack with no high-fructose corn syrup on aisle 12. On one hand, it was crack cocaine. But on the other hand, it seemed