and then my dad said that we were going to Miami for the weekend and that's when I called Tiffany and found out that

I WAS IN CLASS AND I SUDDENLY HAD TO TAKE A

i was walkin down the stree when i saw 3 guys run out of a mans house and i

As i was sitting in class i was thinking about ...

I was is the dark forest. Sounds of terrified screams from both sides of me. I knew I had to run but I didn't know where to go. *Snap!* That's it, I'm finished. Oh God that's

As i walk through the valley where i harvest my grain i take a look at my wife and realize.........

I was sitting outside when a little green man started yelling, "Help!" I approached him and said, "With what?" he motioned to his spaceship and I went in. Our ship teleported to

Picard: The duty of every Starfleet officer is to the

With my mind's eye focused on the idea that an infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters will eventually create a work of Shakespeare I set about assembling

I had let my dreadlocks be for years, so I cut them with great trepidation. But it was the morning of my Science Fair, and "Bacterial Analysis of Hair" was last-minute brilliance.

Hay un chico que vive en Guatemala. Se llama Antonio.

When my wife & I moved to the SciFi town we weren't surprised to see everyone dressed as though they at Comic-Con. We were surprised half the town spoke Klingon & half spoke Na'vi

Ode to a prickly pair. O, those barbs the spite the base intentions of human folly. For is it the bitter fruit whose sting bites back as if to say, 'Ah the succulent spoil of lifes

Slus sported a hive-shaped bonnet. A trendsetter at heart, Slus strutted down the railroad tracks, gathering the attention of Philip Treacy, newly-hoboed milliner.

Politicians around the world proposed to build giant refrigerators that would blast cold air into the atmosphere however they were to be powered by coal power plants. Global warmin

A large proportion of society will keep paperclips in their desk top drawer. I like to do things differently when organising my office desk. I have a pig shaped paperclip dispenser

So i sat there, with ciaran young, and joe eller, eating chapstick, whilst sittin' on da toilet, AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO' DAT!

"Push...Puuuuuuuush!C'mon,push!It's almost there..." the sales girl in the shoe store said once she realized those boots were not fit Ane's feet.It was almost closing time,those bo

The scattered Postman was sniffing envelopes again. Jim hated that.

The presidential debate went silent. The politicians, the news anchors, the moderator were stunned. A man took the stage, his scornful mug swept everyone, it was Thomas Paine.