As a keen bird watcher I had studied how birds fly for many hours. One day I decided to run along whilst flapping my arms. To my surprise I lifted off the ground and started to fly

At first, Joe's search implant seemed like a good idea. But it exacerbated his ADD until finally he was scattered to the winds and lost. But like a shaman, he returned from this

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I sat there in the darkness with tears in my eyes, nothing made sense here, at least not anymore.

I'm performing at the Super Bowl half-time show tomorrow. No, I'm not famous and nobody invited me, but mark my words, I'm performing. Just watch and see.

"Cutting isn't enough. Neither is delicately holding a burning flame up against my skin. I want to overdose! I want to do it now!" She screamed at her worried English teacher.

I heard a scream so I ran toward my car. I did not get to it before

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The little girl with the helium balloon was excited to let her go of it with a message attached. She never expected the helium balloon to come to life

"Wow! This sandwich is incredible!" Stan's eyes twinkled in delight as he took another huge bite. "What's in it?" The waitress pretended not to hear him and tried to look busy.

Citizens of Rock Ridge! I stand before you today, humbled that you have chosen me as your representative, and secure in the knowledge that our future together is a bright one! Let

So she stood there. The barrista's "coolness" was wearing thin. "Lady I have never made a Mocha-Frappa-Scone-Sandwich." The strollered child cried. Had he just called her "Lady?"

He wrote his own vows,"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down." She giggled. Then the Ethics Police crashed through the stain-glass window and shot them both stone dead.

There once was a girl named Soap and she was extreamly addicted to waffles. One day she was eaten by a dinosaur who had diroea and suffered from drepression. The end

A Lad's Story "Hey bro guess what bro i got me new tns this morn bro oh my god bro they are like fully sick bro" "Awww bro that is so coool bro i wishes i was like you bro" " "

yes the hairs at the back of my neck stood up i was about to die of scares but well, that noise it was from deep down the earth it was calling it wanted me so bad it was calling

Scrooge tried to convince the Ghost of Christmas future to take him to the stock exchange. He even offered to give the ghost his fair share of the winnings.

Last night I discovered a tiny hole in the bedroom wall of my apartment. My jaw dropped when I looked through the hole and saw my neighbor in the throes of passion with a

Maybe next time the arsonist could torch the Ed Hardy store.

Mi vida da vuelta en el arte, especialmente la poesia y el dibujo, soy buena narrando y actuando. Toco guitarra y a veces canto. Soy apasionada, inteligente y sensible.