Are you my Brew Daughter? Please say yes. I will swaddle you in a frozen mug and keep you safe in a Keg. Sweet Brew Daughter, you are a pale ale now, but you will blossom into

Judge Reinhold looked down his nose at the worthless sacks of excrement displayed before him in his courtroom. "In all my years of judging, never before have I wanted so badly to

After years of genetic engineering & self experimentation, Dr.Kärnefelt developed variously colored beard lichens which grew on the scalp & chin forming a symbiosis with host human

it was a dark and cold night...

"Bah, I don't believe a word of it! You must be outta your mind to think a god would speak to a mortal such as yourself. You're not even a noble!" Callus shook his head. " I did. I

" When in Romania: A Story of Love and Immortality" Doug rolled his eyes. He was getting sick and tired of all these vampire books. Moreover, that the world was a string of sequals

The time-machine wobbled to a halt. Fat Thelma couldn't wait to see Charlie Chaplin in person! She called her home station in Germany back in 1942 on the bulky transmitter.

Tails smirked evilly as he held a knife up. "You messed with me for the last time Scratch!"

"Shatter the windows!! Shatter the goddamn windows!!" A swarm of wet palms smacked themselves against the door of my van as I

Did I tell you about the time I drove to the Czech Republic with three friends? Well, I say three friends; one of them was my brother, one was a friend of my Dad's and the other

I tried to ban myself from using a computer for a week. I couldnt even do it for a day. Habits are hard to quit since

The green glow faded, and my vision returned to the world. I was standing among a vast grassy field, nothing else in sight except... someone walking towards me in the distance.

Long day, same old, same old. So, tonight, instead of ground beef in his Hamburger helper, Griffin added

It was early on a Saturday morning when I first discovered that my right arm could pass through any object, up to my elbow if I wanted it to. I started off using it in order to

The man wore a wide brimmed hat, mask, stripped suite, cape & white gloves. The McDonald's employees thought it was a joke, but when he pulled a gun out of a bag & said "Robble,

He was old. And he was stupid. He was the last of his kind. Facing total extermination he grabbed a butter knife and plunged it deep into

Royalty Man's story was not over...not by a long shot. Tried as he had in Jumba Jumba land, media piracy was at an all time high. A Royalty Man watched the Jumbanians steal the

An awesome African army assembled and arduously advanced against an African anthill,assiduously annihilating ant after ant. Bill burdened bucktoothed Bertie by bidding belligerentl

Entry #47 ... I recovered the last tape from under the burned-out cabin. It was sealed in a zip-lock bag with "Operator" written in a sharpie on a post-it. I hope I can solve this.

So, as I'm looking at the rabbit, I couldn't really tell if it was wearing a clown nose or a ball gag. Huh - it was a cute little bunny regardless, but it must have other motives