Es el amor acaso una ilusión que no nos permite ver la realidad de la crueldad y lo macabro que es el mundo? Ésta quizá es la visión de alguien enfermamente desesperanzado

"Is that crocodile looking at me? I swear he just looked at me." I said as I nudged my friend next to me in the boat. "See, he just winked at me!" I said excitedly whilst pointing

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy who says "shenanigans"!

Nobody expected the superhero vigilante to be a middle aged overweight housewife but Moira the Incredible was determined to rid the city of sexual predators and serial killers.

"Only the heart of the girl will show me you are loyal and deserving." Said the queen,with an evil glint in her eyes. The hunter didn't know how he would kill such beauty as

I sat on the pyramidion, easing my legs into my sleeping bag and applying war paint. Jeff said he once slid down all of the Great Pyramid in 48 seconds. Psh, child's play. No pads

"Yo dawg. I heard you liked doing the flop, so I did the Harlem shake because all your base are belong to chuck testa!" My girlfriend screamed and ran away. It completely ruined

Skippy the hippie from Mississippi was flippy for some fruit dippy, So he said Yippee! and ate some cold fruit dippy and then he got cold and a little nippy.

Hilarious dialogue + Zany interlude / Sexual innuendo (Blatant intercourse) - Blurring the lines * Picking up the spare = X. Ex-girlfriend's parents + financial opportunity = Y.

Charles was lost in reverie at this face that she had loved. He seemed to see again something of her in it. It was a marvel to him. He would have liked to have been this man.

I'd rather create than add but if we all create and never add there'd be no finish. 10,000 one-fold stories just isn't going to cut it. As you can tell,

I was walking through a street. A somewhat faint aroma of Sunny Delights was in the air. Strangely, I was strongly attached to the smell.

You know you're getting hotter and you know that your life is in danger with every second. What do you do? Run? Fight? Beg for forgiveness? Only you can change life's fate when

"What an adorable baby!" crooned the nurse, as she handed him to Mr. & Mrs. Aday. "His name will be Marvin Lee," said Mrs. Aday. "Although...he looks kinda like a meat loaf."

Gojii berries are the secret to sustainable and cheap fusion power. I am convinced of it.

i'm Edmund Fitzherbut and i'm studying law at university. what do you do?

I am not a creative writer, I am more of critical thinker who enjoys solving solutions and finding problem to an anwser. I always enjoyed my english classes becuase I like to read

Everest - the highest point in the world. A place to truly contemplate the meaning of life. I stared out at the magnificent sunset when.. CLUNK! an oxygen tank hit the back of my h

Garfield had joined the Baltimore police force. Yeah he was an orange cat but he had wanted to make a difference. That was before he wanted to take down Stringer Bell.

Let's all go to the zoo. We can go just me & you. We can see a gnu. A green cockatoo. And a wombat eating its poo.