Everest - the highest point in the world.

Everest - the highest point in the world. A place to truly contemplate the meaning of life. I stared out at the magnificent sunset when.. CLUNK! an oxygen tank hit the back of my h

ead. I knew the Sherpas were upset about all the rubbish being left on Everest but this was ridiculous. Instead of being treated like a sacred site, Everest is littered with 200 de

cibals of emo music. It was noise pollution at its worst! The Sherpas didn't appreciate The Black Veil Brides setting up their stage on Mt. Everest. It was like Woodstock, only

not. While the guylined troupe did their post-emo 80's metal via castrato the sherpas looked on in dismay. " This is nothing like the free-from jazz we were promised!"

Deep in sorrow, they decided to drown it in food. Procuring some cheese, they ate it in silence as the travesty played out before them.

Dave, their former friend and current acquaintance, was getting his mohawk died blue. "This cheese isn't helping us cope with his sudden lack of desirability," they said. Tacos

are really the only thing this tragic universe ever made that actually meant something. That thought was too catastrophic for his stupid friends, so Dave just watched his mohawk

Grow by leaps and bounds, so it took up extra bus seats and became green branches on ceilings. His coworkers wondered what had happened. They were hopelessly distracted! Bubba

sent them all scathing text messages which read: "Look up, you fools, you are about to be strangled by bus ceiling greenery." But all Bubba got in return was a "LOL" from Babs.

This historical texting conversation was donated to the museum by the Alfred P Sloan Foundation, and translation of this document was provided by the Smithsonian Institute.