I forgot the one about the jungle fever running rampant on the asteroids of Vesuvius 6. It was , maybe, about a flat footed buffoon with an orange face selling his hats to the dead

She entered the abbey slowly, feeling her way through the gloom. Stone columns towered over her, ending in the ruin f the roof. Bats flew in crazy circles overhead, squeaking.

"Tragedy or Travesty". It was Rebecca's kids.Just as she had bragged they were dressed as the "Calamities". Dakota was Nuclear Power,Sierra Global Warming & Yosemite Overpopulation

My coffee was ex-scrumptious. My lips were ex-vibrant and my feet were ex-grounded. My time was fleeting as I was just existing inside of it like. I felt like a whittled prisoner

... and amplifiers, iPods, cd players, and Blue-Ray players." The Radio-Shack lackey advised me. "I just want an AM/FM radio." "I'm sorry we don't carry those."

En un lugar del sol, de cuyo nombre me acuerdo, bella región...

The snowflake that landed on my nose was beautiful. It sparkled, like the ornaments you put on your christmas tree. But the snowflake didn't melt. Things changed that day forever.

Once upon a time a passionate and playful prince left his palace in Persia and pretended to be a pauper. He passed powerful peers who pissed on his petticoat. Perturbed, he paused

"We're toast," said the general. "How am I going to find a sign language negotiator for a deaf hostage-taker at this hour?" He raised fingers in peace, unaware that the translation

The longer I looked at it, the bigger it seemed to get. I tried to look away, but couldn't for at least half a minute. Then I looked again. It moved. It seemed to stretch, but I

"Well, Grork. We've reached the Badlands. And you know what that means. You can stlll turn back." Grork, gurgled in reply. His way of laughing. I took a step into the swampy mist

Ever have one of them deja vú moments? Every morning when I wake up it's like that for me. I feel like I've been living the same day over and over for the last three months or so.

You gotta just tell it like it is, cuz.

In 2030 Harry"s daughter was diagnosed with a huge tumour that made her look seven months pregnant. She found herself catapulted back in time to the 1930's. During this journey she

He drank whenever he could. He was a silent drunk. Hell, he'd been totally blacked out yesterday at work, no one knew. Once someone confessed that they'd killed their child to him

The early spring had caused everything to come up too fast and blossom all stunted and misshapen. The buds simply didn't have time to form before bursting open. "Quasimodo" came to

At the hallway,on a tiny round table,a huge vase full of lilacs made her uneasy.Tamara was not the most graceful creature and with her luc, trying to walk by that set would prove

Hobbes&Calvin's unconditional love for each other touched her every morning.How they where always there for each other no matter what,how day to day stuff woldn't break their bond,

...So I used skim milk and it still made pudding, so you see what's the point?" The philosphy professor looked at his class and sighed to himself "Just two years to tenure."

I watch him sleep, fingers interwoven on his chest. I had a bad dream again. I wait patiently for the rise and fall of his chest to confirm that he is still with me. And there