'I'd just cleaned that!' I shouted, as my room mate, a young vampire, started taking selfies from the ceiling. He wasn't listening, so I went to get a broom to swat at him with.

I chuckled. Those furry artists, they'll never get me. Not with their godlessness or even godliness. I chuckled at the thought, the time had begun. They shall be eliminated here.

If he had known that this was going to happen, he never would have adopted a cat. He knew there were other things to focus on, but all he could think of was his cat

Dusting off his new leather jacket, Kiran winked at the curvy waitress approaching him. He had always been a flirt. "Have a seat at table 10", she said cautiously.

A thunderous applause filled the auditorium at the National Clogging Championships in Flushing, NY for the dancer leaving the stage. Dave a plumber by day, nervously waited for his

IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT!! THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL OUT WITH HER BOYFRIEND OUT ON A SANDY BEACH... BUT WHAT THEY DIDN'T KNOW WAS.....

The most beautiful thing about the most terrible thing that happened to me was

This is a cool too for group collaboration and story telling that I think...

I woke up at the hour of 2 only to find myself in a room I did recognize

"...it will be landing on Tuesday night, not Thursday" I said as the line was breaking. "Heathrow... Yes". After 12 years I was going to visit Pegah, the girl I longed for hungrily

"How many bullets does it take to kill this machine?" Doug said as he finished the clip into my Honda Accord. "It looks so much more easier in the movies" Doug said as he reloaded

I would feel better if the knife butchering me was worth more. I know you got it from the bargain shelf, because you can't afford to spend a mere $1000 for a diamond encrusted one.

There is passion in the soap. Their passion is in the soap. The soap is their passion. Show compassion if you must but not where I can see it. It disgusts me like baseless lies.

once upon a time, había una niña muy linda y con mucho carácter que vivía debajo del puente de Santa Eulària..., nadie sabía de que se alimentaba,

Once upon a time, there was a queen who was...

The door was there but I wasn't.

Mary was drinking a soda when two Federal Agents arrested her in public! "Mary Anne Jones" said the blonde one "You're under arrest for the manufacturing and selling of

i impinged into your life again. a stimulus, maybe. a horror to escape or destroy. a pathos. I am my facticity phenomenally, in a soul that tends at one as it approaches immortali

that middle something. it's not hot. it's not cold. it's not black. it's not white. that middle something. I know I said I was a DEAD END, but I am really that middle something.

The student gathered in class, plotting, finalizing their waterproof plan after hours & hours of deliberations. This time, we'll succeed in killing our Intro to Mass Comm Professor