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It was a win/lose, do or die situation. Praying to the Lottery Gods, he clenched his last five bucks with his arthritic

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2010-07-23 22:06:51

Took

71 days, 9 hours, 18 minutes, 27 seconds
15

Are you looking forward to moving to London? Is it cold in the winter or is it

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2010-06-04 12:45:50

Took

19 days, 10 hours, 11 minutes, 47 seconds
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I was sitting on the couch with Shania, watching reruns of "Unwrapped" and playing footsies, when she looked into my eyes and said, "Wanna play the Wii?" That's when I knew

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2011-09-29 03:22:26

Took

158 days, 21 hours, 53 minutes, 15 seconds
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" God save our souls!", to that I said " I am the son of the devil and I am here to do the devil's work". I shot him in the face twice, it felt like

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2011-10-09 10:34:04

Took

168 days, 11 hours, 38 minutes, 15 seconds
15

I built my coffin with planks of debt-ridden credit cards and nailed it shut with packed cigarettes.

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2011-04-29 18:41:19

Took

6 days, 14 hours, 11 minutes, 1 second
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The darkness wrapped around his shoulders as he stalked down the gloomy path. "I need to get out of this genre," he whimpered to himself.

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2011-04-24 06:58:32

Took

1 day, 2 hours, 32 minutes, 57 seconds
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I hopped on the Bixi bike just after midnight with a belly full of Chateauneuf-du-Pape. At least there was a

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2010-10-30 21:57:43

Took

123 days, 7 hours, 15 minutes, 45 seconds
15

If death were a person, I would call him a greedy bitch. He always had a way of taking the good people away, leaving the assholes behind for me to deal with.

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2011-06-15 02:47:08

Took

53 days, 21 hours, 6 minutes, 50 seconds
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Compensating for wind, distance, and the curvature of the earth, Earl took aim at the unsuspecting

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2010-10-11 04:33:10

Took

9 days, 4 hours, 17 minutes, 6 seconds
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As I was riding in the U-boat there was a plane in the mist a while away but I went ahead and told the captin. The captin

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2013-12-06 04:01:19

Took

2 years, 226 days, 13 hours, 1 minute, 57 seconds
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So then I said, "What? No mayonnaise? How do you expect me to eat this pizza with no mayo?." Luigi looked ready to kill.

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2010-11-16 04:06:34

Took

43 days, 31 minutes, 54 seconds
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'Well, its about time,' she thought as the plane finally pulled away from the gate. The pilot came on to announce that,

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2010-11-14 19:55:59

Took

38 days, 5 hours, 37 minutes, 31 seconds
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"I hope I don't get caught looking this up," he thought as he started typing these words into Google:

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2010-12-10 18:22:16

Took

24 days, 8 hours, 16 minutes, 39 seconds
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New movies are really bad. Ronald Reagan and Charles Manson walk across a field together. Bom-bom. Bom-bom. Two men. Bom-bom. Bom-bom. One story. Bom-bom. Bom- bom. They

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2012-09-04 11:25:59

Took

1 year, 40 days, 5 hours, 20 minutes, 23 seconds
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i burred today

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2013-01-10 04:49:05

Took

1 year, 151 days, 13 hours, 42 minutes, 44 seconds
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once opon a time i so did not wanted to do this but

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2012-08-11 02:57:27

Took

364 days, 11 hours, 52 minutes, 11 seconds
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As the morning sun burned the clouds, it was clear today was the day for

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2011-04-21 18:03:04

Took

27 days, 2 hours, 29 minutes, 48 seconds
15

Once upon a time, Sailor Moon came down and saved the

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2012-11-20 13:09:03

Took

1 year, 100 days, 22 hours, 3 minutes, 58 seconds
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Frightened by the impending betrayal, the little girl explored wearily in the ever expanding house until she came across

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2011-05-31 05:54:16

Took

32 days, 22 hours, 8 minutes, 52 seconds
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The ground started shaking. "Not again," groaned the Etch A Sketch. "Well, there goes my staircase art." Living on the San Andreas Fault wasn't Etch's most ideal situation, but he

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2011-09-29 19:47:00

Took

44 days, 1 hour, 51 minutes, 35 seconds