The sullen President sat in his office. The election returns were in and he had lost big. He contemplated his options. He was still Commander in Chief, so perhaps if he

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On his journey to the second continent, the eleven gods confronted him and battled for thirty days at sea. That part of the sea still boils twenty-five years since.

The wheel turned and she was transfixed. Only half a turn to go and her life changed forever. She'd win thirty seven dollars. It was enough to buy the used bicycle. It spun like

Kit flipped the knife into the air, catching it over and over again by the tape wrapped hilt. Her eyes were huge and begging and blue and large tears dripped onto her top

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Lights stretched like melting plastic around him. Gravitational forces surged. It felt like a waterfall in his chest. His eyelids distended until he could feel the cold around

Its 2018 and I'm at the Super Bowl Packers vs. the New York Jets Packers ball and I look at the QB number 4 can it be, is he still playing, Who is that

"Do the words, 'Fuck you,' mean anything to you?" he asked in a whisper. It was so quiet you could hear a mouse piss on cotton. Then from the right

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Jordin was a simple person, with simple goals in his life, as far as he thought, but as a U.S Marine Sniper he knew that his life wouldn't be so simple, for example, in Iraq he saw

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It was a long, dusty drive to L.A., but after 4 years BillyBob could hardly wait any longer. He got in his truck and