I stood alone in a crowded place, a sprawling old mansion in a cramped part of town. Houses in northside had room for perhaps a tree, or a little driveway in the front yard, but...

Floating toilets to bring humans safely to outer space were invented in the year 2014.

Shopping spree!Shoooooeeeeeessssss!Anne felt she owned the world and that mall was her kingdom...

In the darkness of the night, I saw a blinkering shiny eyes. It is as if someone is there watching me.

Someone had to go. The hot air balloon was going to land in the volcano unless they did something quick. "I nominate John" said Michael, looking over the bubbling edge. "Hey,

The explosion was more of a thud than a bang. The water spouted medium high with abrupt splashing.The big guy was in his underwear, wading into the water. “Getting lunch.........

"Booo!" Jeered the crowd as Mary strutted onstage, birds and expletives flying. Joseph pointed at the screen, citing the baby's ears and nose. "God Made Me Pregnant" sent Maury's

When Ida became a vampire, a new problem presented itself:

The night grew dark under the star. Ashley Joghson was a Books tore Owner. On this night was different. The sounds of the bugs creeked louder then ever before. The trees were

The lesbesbians of Bespin were restless. Heterosexuality in plague-like proportions had ripped through Cloud City and men of all shapes & sizes were hyperdriving erratically toward

He was left there standing in the middle of the street. Passers-by were moving quickly around him and cars were waiting for the green light. The only thing he had in mind was her

Houston Furnace Repair –Has Your Heating Unit Stopped Providing Comfort?

"Goddamnit." He had fell from a tree. Pushing himself up and connecting his spinal cord together again hastily, he doublechecked his oddly made gloves and looked around cautiously

When i was in the bath lastnight, my cat jumped in and shaged my toenail untill it fell off and started to penetrate my cats starfish looking bumhole

Once upon a time there was a small pixie called Delphine. She was sad because she had no peanuts. Her pet beetle, O'Flagherty, set off to steal some from the Peanut Dragon in its

"I'm gonna make him an Coffin he can't refuse," he said, gently stroking the dead, black cat his arms. For years he'd amassed his power and influence, he had a proper name, but

Why do you say you didn't eat my tahini when I can clearly see some there at the corner of your mouth?

The unexpected arrival of Pete Seeger in the House chamber garnered unified speculation. Pete pulled up a stool & began softly strumming. "OK, everyone. I was sent over here to

As I gardened, gazing towards the autumnal sky, I longed to run my finger through the trail of mucus left by a single speckled slug – innocuously thrusting past my rhododendrons –

My story's character is sitting on the top deck of a bus going through Knightsbridge. I'd like to tell you more but my character is refusing all contact with me, won't return calls