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The Sacred Shroud of Turin provides enough DNA to sample the complete genetic sequence of Jesus Christ. A scientist attempts to clone Jesus, if the Vatican allows him so.

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God asked Dr.Dolittle to gather all the unlikely creatures in a 2nd ark. If he was going to fool scientists with the evolution yarn, the pushme-pullyu, one-eyed purple people eater

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The streets were riddled with debris and fragments of a decaying city. It's hard to imagine that this place was once a bustling metropolis

He shielded his face from the stage lights and peered out into the audience. "Just a chicken, is there chicken?" <cluck.> "Great! now, we haven't met before right?" <cluck>

He pressed the play button. "Goodbye world" he proclaimed as he did so. then the song began to play. "7 AM Wakin' up in the morning, gotta be fresh gotta get down stairs"

Nobody beats the Wiz. Except pehaps the Wiz. He was on a losing steak and just couldn't shake it. Hiis last attempt was to "go back to basics". Instead of turning her into a frog,

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Once upon a time a green chicken named Effie went into town to meet her friend Marge for lunch. On her way there Effie tripped over the milk duck.

You say 'He lost his life' as if life is something that you can possess or lose. Like its a pair of binoculars or pajamas. The truth is, you don't have a life. You are life like a

This is a really boring fold. It's the most boring starting fold for a story on the foldingstory website. This boring fold is destined to lead the queue of oldest folds. B

The man in the hat spit on the ground contemptuously. "He's telling the truth," he growled, resigned. "He doesn't know anything else about the warehouse. You know what to do."

the elves like to watch. "Don't just stand there." Santa said. "Give Rudolph a hand." The elf working the video camera got in on the action, but not before putting on a bunny mask.

In the far corner of the boxing ring stood the defending heavyweight champion, Oprah. Her entourage of overweight middle aged woman chanted her name and jeered at the challenger

Kathi Lee Gifford scraped her fingernails across the chalkboard, causing Jen to cross her legs and clench her teeth. Nonplussed, Kathi Lee ran across the room, screaming for

I have a serious question:

"Smell my finger madame," said the Scottsman to Ms. Marple. He extended his meaty index finger. The nail looked a bit dirty, as if there was some kind of cheese under it.

Maria moved to a town near Rio,up on a hill,where Pedro,Emperor of the Portuguese Kingdom and Brazil,used to spend his summers.Known as HydrangeasTown,Petropolis was to Maria an