It's Friday night. I'm amped up on about 20 drugs. Got no hair...anywhere. Feel like crap from the chemo. Gonna lose my 38DDs in about a month. Pissed I didn't do my mammogram.

"I always hum Greensleeves when I'm feeling depressed." said the ugly spotty teenage girl, as she stared at me through her nerdy glasses. "What do you do?" she asked me.

Jimmy was about to chop a chicken when he realized he was wearing a white shirt. Not wanting to ruin it, he quickly donned his Darth Vader costume from last Halloween.Ms.Jones saw

It's not even a question of 'if', but really 'how often' do you see something that you know is there and then you look again and it's gone, or changed. That's

I am a sick man. I am an angry man. I am a ridiculous man. I am a non-descript man. I am a superfluous man. I am a forgotten man. I am a distraught man. I am not a man at all. But

The ginger boy caught the other's eye the moment he took a seat behind the faded plastic of the bowling alley's concession stand. He ordered twelve plates of nachos...but no drink.

But how would I find a drink in the middle of nowhere? But I had some hope. Had to have. Whatever the challenge, I'd have to overcome. At that moment, I remembered Sofia, sweet

I'd had a tough morning prancercising and wasn't in the mood to chat when 2 women called to save my soul. I unstrapped my ankle weights & called my lawyer. She hadn't received the

John walked into a scary room and found a scary looking face.

A cat walked into the dogs kennel thinking he left but once she walked inside she saw the dog. The dog stood up and

'Giraffe executioner required for Danish zoos' Agnetha Geborgen put down the Copenhagen Herald small ads section & sipped her coffee. 'Dear Whoever,' she wrote, 'I would be happy

The two megabankers circled each other on the roof of Shanghai Tower. "Crumley, isn't it strange that eleven of us have had 'accidental' deaths in the past month?" Moore inquired

One (1) piece Extra Dessert Delights Sugarfree Lemon Square gum + one (1) Stride Sour Patch Kids Sugarfree Redberry gum. Boom; you're welcome. Hello sweet/sour lemon/raspberry wate

There is always something interesting in the ruins of buildings and it shows itself suddenly, like most of the phenomenons that these streets surround.

Finally, I had won the internet. Years of research, countless sleepless nights hunched over a glowing screen had paid off. It only took

A man wanders, lost, through a desolate wasteland. All he holds hear, gone, hopelessness filling the weakened body. Only one thing remains that can still bring him joy.

Max has a imaginary friend called Budo.Budo he has been living for four years,max only believes in budo and his parents.Unfortunately something is going to happen.

With darkness approaching, I knew that I only had a few minutes to make my decision. If I chose wrong, my life might never be the same. I reached my hand forward and selected

Braaaaaaaaa!!

Her breath, smokey with condensation, cut through the air like