Hubert was wearing no shirt and mashed a cream pie in the customs agents face. The monkey in his pants tickled his

"Poop!" Yelled the Vicar as he looked at the little prince's bum. In the square below, groans and cheers were heard as money changed hands. The royal bookies had 20 to 1 odds on

"Well I never!" pearl clutcher Iris Wu shrieked, gaping at the orgy. But honestly, the good people of Whitehaven would gasp themselves * if they knew what Iris got herself into in

It was a beautiful day, a perfect day for shopping

I don't question the ethical ramifications of things because I'm too distracted with my latest venture in combining Scribblenauts & FoldingStory. Each fold comes to life, resulting

I communicated with aliens through my intergalactic, double band, high frequency modulation, dinodal quantum, crystalmethanolitic, marijunolitic, hexagonal triple breasted nipple

If I could save time in a bottle, the first thing that I'd like to do is

How could I change the life that I have? should I

I slowly unwrapped the package, excited, for this was the first birthday present i had ever gotten. It was given to me by the new girl in school who had sat next to me on the bus.

The somoan jumped out of the plane. Face painted like Beetlejuice, and a snowboard attached to his feet. He did flips oblivious to the Blimp that was backing up into his

"There is a great disturbance in the Borscht." said, Obi Von Kenslavski. He had traveled to Siberia in search of a young boy on the collective farm, known as sovkhozes

I saw a sailor in there. I also saw another sailor over there near that. Another two over there by that riverbend and also at that oxbow. I didn’t see them for nothing and neither

This is the story of how one man, armed only with his Adult ADHD, overlooked overt obstacles, over-thought overwhelming odds and overslept all opportunities, to blaze a trail

This bitch had to go. Not only did she have the balls to post a note in the breakroom in ALL CAPS, but she'd used comic sans font. I'd fashioned an office shiv out of post-its and

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HISTORIA DEL SEDELL

Jerry was eating dinner when his wife, Brunhilda, asked why he was wearing a stupid hat. Why couldn't she leave the subject alone? Did he ask why she called her mother twice a day?

"Aye..it's an inside job ye idiot!" Sean Magnum nearly puncuated his line with a firm slam in the back of Jer's head but the door started banging wildly. "They caught us!" Kevin sa

I wonder what will become of my memory. Will I "live" on for five years? Ten? Those who know me, will they speak my name often? I just can't help but wonder...

I stand there just taking everything in. "Wow! My old place on Alice Street didn't have a living room like this," I mutter to myself. I will be moved in next Saturday. Finally.