What started out as the worst day ever ended as the best day ever. It all started out when

I removed all the money from an envelope labeled 'Life Savings' and turned it in for a stack of chips. The roulette wheel was calling me. "All these on red," I said. My luck

It was a dark and stormy night.

Depressed, the young adult sat in his chair, his head on his desk, a cigarette in his mouth. He stared longingly at a paper desk toy, and though about

I've been trapped on this planet for my entire life, without any hope of escaping and returning home, so there's no point in crying; it's time to acquiesce and to get a job.

Kara sighed. Her room mate was late. Again. She took out her phone and dialed her number. Voicemail. She

I've always wondered, "What point is there in American Football? 3 long hours, and they only spend 11 minutes actually using the ball? What do they do with the rest of their time?"

"Why should we take from the bottom of the pile when we were the ones who created the pile in the first place?" He asked, filled with rage at the injustice.

One day, I was laid on the towel when I was pulled into the swimming pool by someone. Inside the pool, the water was drunk by me but suddenly I was caught by the lifeguard.

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there once was a boy who liked to eat

There once was a Quaker Clown who hated kangaroos. We don't know why but he did, but he hated their bouncy, jumping around.

He remembered laying on his bed last night, thinking about the math test he had tomorrow. The next thing Timmy knew he was waking up in the middle of a field, cold and confused!?!!

Rain again. It seems like every time we get ready to really start summer, the rain comes in and wrecks it. I've been waiting two weeks, ever since school ended, to just

My hand hovered over the button. I didn't believe it was the decision my palm faced, but the coffee that left me shaky. "Don't do it--not to them," I heard her from behind me.

I hated him. With a passion unrivaled. His damn red hair. The dilapidated scooter with a boom box bungee corded on back blaring Ace of Base's I saw the sign pulled into the

One day, Adam Sandler met a really stupid kid name Adam B and he said "Your first name sucks!" said Adam Sandler to Adam B

Give me garlic bread. I like garlic bread.

The ill-fitting door acted as a venturi for cold air to enter the room. Collis shuddered under its influence, trying to remained focused on avoiding a repeat of the Inugi incident.

I felt immediately desperate after my divorce, and decided to visit a bar downtown. It’s not like me to drink, however I felt that if I had already lost my husband.. what else could I lose?