I postponed reaching maturity by thirty years—the expectation far outweighed the consequence—and, afterwards, I still felt so intolerably lacking. “If you don’t grow up, “Mother

smckrobinson really wanted kristyleann to attend a strange party that was being thrown for her two months after her wedding. They've known each other IRL for years, and

" I'm gonna catch a Pokemon" Naruto said.

His right hand was interlaced with her left hand and resting on her lap. She cradled their joined hands with her right hand. He wore a baseball cap & she had bright blond hair with

I remember the greatest achievement of my friends. It was degenerate, chaotic and technically illegal but it was so fucking beautiful.

His armor clanked as Arthur fenced to get past the iron shield of her chastity belt. "The kingdom for a locksmith!" he cried. Master Bracegirdle was called to the Queens bedchamber

Mahiedine took off his shirt in the last meters of the 3000m Steeplechase & got disqualified. Out of protest Pierre the accountant resolved to take off his shirt whenever

Havran and the Jumping Spiders had attracted seven people to the club in Athens, GA. Havran was dispirited, but the drummer said "Great Magic can be done with small numbers" and so

Donny D'Angelo was so narcissistic he'd go into a hair salon and pay to sit and look at himself in the mirror for 30 minuntes and then say, "Qui bono, Don't change a thing."

50 Cent is actually a very polite man. He usually takes time out from work to spend with his wife and kids and he donates to cancer charity. He is black but this does not mean

On March 2, 2016, I was folding a story in Armenia City In The Sky. What a magnificent view one got whilst sitting outside having tea.The leopard print sofa added to the exoerience

With hair that would set the teeth of a comb on edge, a loud shirt that would dim the neon lights of Vegas, and looking like an undernourished cockatoo, he stepped onto the stage

"Jack Frost nipping at your nose," The song lulled on beautifully but, all I could think was, really disgusting, my nose has boogers in in it. And why is Jack Frost nipping at it?

I ate my 7th twinkle. "There's an apple on the counter if you want it." my roommate said. Nuuoooo. I then began to turn on the tv and I hear my favorite song ♫

The earwig looked around the doorframe for the last time. "Freedom," she thought, "How I've dreamed of you." All those long hours of just being another pest were finally at an end.

Churning out worries like butter. Makes the batter tastes strange.

Why do people want to kill me? I don't do any harm to others, well unless I feel threatened. I'm Buzzella and I'm a Bumble Bee.