Sail on, Silver Girl

Q: Where do you put your cat's dead chipmunk? (a) garbage, (b) neighbor's yard, (c) neighbor's mail slot.

He fastened his bib securely and began to shovel food into his mouth. "I've eaten on many different planets" He garbled, roast brog falling from his lips. "But I've always wanted"

There's nothing on the telly except crying Scots.

I like this book.

Harboring a known criminal was pretty out of character for me, but there was something about the way Yosemite Sam would

I beg your pardon? Retorted a puzzled Mr. Napier. You mean, we mustn't alert the police to the fact that there's a killer among us? But Sir Lardham is dead! Are you hiding somethin

I heard loud footsteps thudding through the bushes, much to big to be human. "RAWR!!!" A loud roar rang out and I saw a lizard-like head pop out from between the trees. "HAI!" It

I, Sheldon Fuzbukka, being of sound mind and body, do hereby put forth my last will and testament. To my one and only son, I leave my house and everything inside it. To my

Once again the poker room at Aria was his undoing. His ace high flush was defeated by the babiest of straight flushes. His life savings lost, he turned to the waitress and asked

The bear slowly unzipped the tent and peered inside. A wide-eyed couple peered back. He cleared his throat and asked, "Do you have any honey lozenges? Sore throat." The commercial

"But mom, I can't do the laundry when there's a cellar parallax. The detergent keeps moving." Mother rolled her third eye. She grabbed her trinoculars and investigated the

Punxsutawney Phil finished his survey of the satellite images & entered the data into his weather forecasting program. Then he took the elevator of his underground penthouse to the

She was 12 years old but in charge of Microsoft. Brilliant, evil, sophisticated, she'd taken her Dell laptop and turned it into the world's most powerful little engine. She

They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway. They say there's always magic in the air. But when you're walkin' down that steet and you haven't had enough to eat. TRY MC D'S NEW

Between the drummers and the flames, Viktor Kamchatkin swayed in shaman's garb. His attendants gripped his chains. "In the year of the White Orca" he droned as his eyes rolled up

Reggies' boss liked to take potential customers for a round of golf to relax & help synch the deal, but when Reggie sent his ball into a sandtrap for the 3rd time, he got T'd off

The Minotaur flossed a victim's entrails from his teeth and put on a tie. "I got my wallet, my keys... Hey, my keys are gone!" He'd dropped them in the maze, again. His date waited

This is a story about a band that changed the world. A band of lovable drunkards who would get so inebriated that they would practice their instruments together for hours at a time

Mickey and Minnie Mouse had just broken it up. It was awful!