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A Cocker Spaniel, a Shih-Tzu, a Wiener Dog, a Newfoundland Dog, and Sven the Police Dog where making the rounds in the Tensta, when the ran into a pack of
Finished
2024-04-03 17:44:32
Took
9 years, 156 days, 20 hours, 43 minutes, 6 seconds
41
One cold night on old Mars, Jherek Manatee went down to the canal and began to croon: "I am a lone starfaring stranger, traveling through these worlds alone. There is no
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2023-03-06 19:17:08
Took
9 years, 154 days, 1 hour, 10 minutes, 57 seconds
16
"I just realized I won 30 million dollars at the lottery, so please forget my previous rant against inflation. What a beautiful country we live in! I will get 3 butlers, 5 cars,
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2024-05-02 20:15:37
Took
9 years, 150 days, 2 hours, 42 minutes, 47 seconds
9
It was a monday morning, a school holiday ,i was still sleeping in my bed, suddenly, i heard my mother shouting' tom wake up ' but i refused to wake up and my mother use a pail of
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2023-11-24 22:39:33
Took
9 years, 148 days, 16 hours, 58 minutes, 50 seconds
20
A wave of sadness overcame me. I knew it. It was over. What once was, had died, withered away into nothing. I didn't even have the power to conjure up tears, all I could do was
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2024-06-25 03:54:57
Took
9 years, 144 days, 14 hours, 44 minutes, 59 seconds
18
I was at an avant garde concert. It was super quiet & then BANGBANGBANG!! a helluva noise. The 6 month foetus in my womb starjumped into my lungs. Would that permanently affect it?
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2023-03-18 19:19:00
Took
9 years, 142 days, 3 hours, 59 minutes, 17 seconds
20
Aristocrats from all around gathered in Kensington Hall to determine whose china was gleamiest. Madam Paddingston set her chip-and-dip serving china on the judging table. Gasps of
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2023-03-27 08:31:55
Took
9 years, 141 days, 19 hours, 45 minutes, 47 seconds
0
"Awesome dude! We found your toe! You'll be famous. We'll put the vid on youtube & send your toe to Dawson City." "I want my toe back." "No way, Finder's keepers. You can drink it!
Finished
2023-01-18 16:00:21
Took
9 years, 140 days, 2 hours, 42 minutes, 26 seconds
18
This grandma wanted to revive the corpse of Dean Martin for one last drink.
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2023-11-24 22:41:49
Took
9 years, 135 days, 5 hours, 31 minutes, 30 seconds
9
They say life is a lesson - one you learn a little at a time. Well, he had always been a slow learner. And now he was paying for it. Whoever it was knocked a third time.
Finished
2023-09-12 06:49:58
Took
9 years, 134 days, 4 hours, 23 minutes, 42 seconds
17
"Am I prolix?" asked the small shrimpy animancule swimming in the gloop. "Perhaps 'less is more' should be my mantra from now on." Smiling ever so slightly it flicked its pinkish
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2023-01-22 04:04:42
Took
9 years, 133 days, 18 hours, 42 minutes, 16 seconds
13
There once lived a tiny little hippo on a tiny littleland. He lived with his tiny little friend. One day there came a tiny little eagle and took the hippos tiny little friend.
Finished
2023-07-27 12:47:57
Took
9 years, 129 days, 23 hours, 20 minutes, 58 seconds
36
"But professor, ma'am, you're half-asleep!" "Heh, I can do science in my sleep. Being merely half-asleep is just overkill." She tongued her lucky prosimian skull and mixed the blue
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2023-02-23 03:25:32
Took
9 years, 128 days, 17 hours, 37 minutes, 40 seconds
28
It is a guilty secret of modern psychology that more is understood about the motivation of thirsty rats & hungry pecking pigeons as they press levers than is known about how poets
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2023-01-18 01:19:53
Took
9 years, 124 days, 6 hours, 2 minutes, 41 seconds
27
I didn't plan on becoming a courtesan. But when I met the Comte de Camembert at the Opera de Ville, I couldn't resist his offers of chateaux, gold Louis and fine stallions. Helas!
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2023-01-13 02:29:44
Took
9 years, 123 days, 8 hours, 6 minutes, 51 seconds
17
As Lee-Lee typed her latest fold, she wondered if writing about yawning affected anyone else as it affected her as she covered her mouth with her hand to hide another yawn.
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2024-04-27 00:43:29
Took
9 years, 119 days, 15 hours, 39 minutes, 9 seconds
18
I have all the Elton John life-size collectable "living dolls" from the Tyrell Corporation. My favorite is Tiny Dancer - she's SO tiny, only comes up to my knee, and holds me
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2023-01-28 23:51:30
Took
9 years, 118 days, 17 hours, 25 minutes, 13 seconds
18
They call me Dirk and I call them bastards. All of them. If hate was metal, they'd be in chains right now. My thoughts alone could boil the flesh off their bones.
Finished
2022-12-17 21:21:36
Took
9 years, 116 days, 22 hours, 19 minutes, 50 seconds
17
Our village's peace was shattered one pleasant autumn day when Lady Constance and Reverend Parkins nearly came to blows over the topic of green tea. The repercussions of that dis
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2023-02-07 20:36:55
Took
9 years, 113 days, 1 hour, 10 minutes, 7 seconds
18
Please place towel on the floor if you need a new one. As a small step to saving the environment, we suggest you use your champagne chiller as a penis beaker. -The Hotel Staff.
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2023-01-29 01:22:43
Took
9 years, 110 days, 13 hours, 53 minutes, 38 seconds
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