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One cold night on old Mars, Jherek Manatee

  • One cold night on old Mars, Jherek Manatee went down to the canal and began to croon: "I am a lone starfaring stranger, traveling through these worlds alone. There is no

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  • more beguiling sight than the Milkyway,in the dark turns of Nilosyrtis". He unmoored his old barge, paddling out as Deimos rose into the Martian sky. Jherek Manatee's song

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  • warbled unheard into the thin ether. There is an old saying on Mars that when Jherek Manatee sings the frozen depths will unleash their secrets in reply. As he sailed unsteadily

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  • he realized he couldn't quite say that it was, "smooth sailing." He would have to report that the sailing was choppy at best. Jherek Manatee dispatched the silo-message into the Ma

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  • nateeveeandphonedevicewithdata. Instantly Jherek's dispatch was in front of all the eyes of Policy Bureau and the General Secretary President Prime Minister. "Choppy is not good."

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  • Apple tried to fight back against the banning of the SmartCar by blackmailing the bureaucracy with outing their furry erotica and retro ROM pirating habits. Google had the launch

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  • party anyway, on the Good Ship Google, and everyone wore little pink furry suits and shouted "In Your Face!" as the Apple Smart Car sat revving furiously on the shore. Pinky McFurr

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  • —socialite, influencer, bear—climbed up to the lido deck of the Good Ship Google and suveyed her followers. This party may never end, she thought to herself. Apple Smart car had

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  • lost its little brain. "Duhhh, where'd you want to go again?" said Siri. "Uhhh, me am car. Duh, press gas pedal thingy, I go backwerdz." Tesla Autopilot just laughed and played a

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  • piano then the car drove itself off of a cliff tesla and siri just laughed at what was happaning.

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2 Comments

  1. Kitchenboy Mar 13 2023 @ 05:59

    Hard to believe that this gem took almost 10 years in the making. Bravo!

  2. KieferSkunk Mar 13 2023 @ 06:14

    :)

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