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The turtle just sat there and stared at him.

  • The turtle just sat there and stared at him. Two could play at this game. If this bastard wasn't going to blink then the turtle sure as hell would not blink. Stare down.

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  • So the staring contest between the tortoise and the bear continued. Turned out the turtle had made more enemies in the woodland forest and the meadows than he anticipated. "Bring i

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  • t on they shouted. They jumped the tortoise. All the animals but the bear pounced and pounded the tortoise. But the bear was not amused his staring contest had been ruined. He swun

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  • g a giant frozen salmon at the melee, and the fight scattered as soon as it had begun. The forthcoming fog of the mind glazed their stupor as the bear plucked the wounded tortoise

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  • and forgetting what it had intended in plucking it up dropped it back down. But the tortoise was now on it's back. The bear, in the grips of a mental fugue kicked it across the ice

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  • and the bear found himself in the grips of two police sergeants as well as a mental fugue. "There will be no tortoise-kicking on my watch," Detective Manatee informed the bear, but

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  • THe bear decided that he would not listen to this mongrel and continued kicking the tortoises causing them to flip over in pain "Stop before I have you under arest" The detective

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  • whipped out a cherry danish and wielded it aero style - in the air. Filling sprayed all over everyone i han the audience who weren't very happy with an unplanned bath

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  • but they needed the bath, and the cherry filling meant they all smelled so much better afterwards. This was a good thing.

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  • ...This was a VERY good thing..., Esmerelda cackled to herself. She set the timer for 45 minutes, tossed another log under the cauldron, and set the lid over the children. YumYum.

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1 Comments

  1. KieferSkunk Oct 21 2022 @ 07:53

    Glad to see Detective Manatee is still alive and well. :)

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