Because I could only believe myself as far as I could throw me I decided to hire a private investigator to tail me and see who I met with when I was busy doing other things. I was

You're not real and you two are only here for moments at a time and then vanish. Like bubbles popping. I don't know anything. I don't feel anything. I'm barely here myself.

Out of sight, out of mind.

The thing about my job is that, most of the time, you start with a reasonably ethical motives, but end with unreasonably unethical outcomes. That's the problem when you

The sky above was a dark orange in color. I knew I wasn't on the Earth. I was on

The office was on Benson Street, in the half-basement of a brownstone you wouldn’t necessarily have known was anything other than a residence. Even the discreet plaque below the

I knew the second my foot hit the pavement, life would never be the same. My parents divided the move into two painful days, spending the first night in some small Minnesota town.

The raven lifted her up in the harvest moon, Silvery flakes lowering below her. She looks around with curious eyes. Her raged clothes danced in the wind.

There was delicious, steamy, saucy, cheesy pizza everywhere. I wanted some and I'd do anything to get it. I just had to figure out a plan. Bark? Beg? Cause a ruckus? I know! I'll

Today I start my new job as a private detective. It's not the easiest job, but makes me good money and I get to do what I love, unless

The two star crossed lovers raced towards each other like freight trains, one having left Southampton at 7.30, and travelling at 90mph, whilst the other travelled at 70mph having

The bushes ruffled in the darkness as I walked through the swamp. I could not see it's face, but just the silhouette of a massive being who had a donkey beside him.

Every love story has an end...But this is only the beginning. As I write this I can only hope that

Knock, knock.

When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a human being.

"Don't do it, man! Just be cool."

The alarm clock went off way too early this morning. I rolled over and chucked the alarm across the room. The snooze button became obsolete. I reluctently got out of bed

When I opened the door, the smell hit me so hard that I couldn't breath.

This question kept me up last night. Sean Bean, actor who plays Boromir in LOTR, is his name pronounced "Shawn Bawn?" or "Seen Bean?"

"That's the last time I ask for a drink in that place", I said warily, as I gently held the antiseptic wipe to my swollen