The event was unexpected and for that reason, unwelcomed. The plan called for proper planning and for every contingency being covered.

The shrincken humbie squalled and caterpunked festily. Fagan glomped inwardly & offed his festerbound handy. Thoroughly tanked, Morose teedled & blowdied Fagan's trestlt until

This insane virtual reality technology has all five of my senses totally convinced that my daughter will be returned to me unharmed

I have seen it, the Jersey Devil, lurking among the trees, they claim I am crazy but I believe in what I saw. He looked me right in the eye with a devious smirk and just...

Blue's Clues went over to the producer's leg and started humping it. It'd been a long time

I don't have voice, I don't believe wasting my breath is beneficial. Why speak if no is going to listen?

"Hey, d'you wanna hear a joke?" said the excitable middle aged man. "I made it up myself.". "Sure." I said. "Okay!" He coughed. "What did one olive say to the other olive?".

Minutes remained before my inevitable death was upon me, and I began to reflect. I had accomplished so much during this cycle, yet left so much undone. My greatest achievement was

My hands hurt. My back ached. Hell, everything hurt or ached. Working in the mines was at the unfortunate center of the Pain - Suffering - Hopelessness Venn diagram.

Jonh Garlin sat in the chair with his wife, we were at the commen room reunion. it was amazing. everyone was here, Niki and Dolten, my wife and me. i had put on a skirt for this to

Floating over the Rub'al-Khali desert the wind patterned surface cast by the eye of Ra looked like the finger print left by some enormous jinn. As the air cooled so did our balloon

Cinderella was in her castle one day looking out over the river. Prince Charming came in and asked her what was wrong? She just smiled and and laughed at him. He had no idea what

"Hey Spanky!"

Well, it all started the day Pudgy the poodle fell into the open manhole. I mean, the dog wasn't that bright, but this was a new low. He was chasing his tail when he took a step

Once upon a time. Before the earth was created. When everything simple and complex as 1 and 0.

Totally random words! 1) Table. 2) potatoes. Pppppooooooottttaaaatttttooooooeeeesss! *says potatoes randomly in the corner.* 3)

Maddie, desperate for a way to pass the time, has started a FoldingStory with her three friends, Becky, Leeden, and Haley.

Las personas entrarán en pánico porque querrán hablar con sus amigos y familia. Se sentirán extraños estar viviendo en una casa con compañeros de trabajo. El primer día será difíci

"My love for you is unending," she cried, as he gulped the last bit of his beer. "Chandra," he stated flatly, "Writing my name in bathroom stalls does not mean you love me."

Mothra circled the night sky looking for Fantômas. He could be anyone, perhaps even herself. She maintained her vigil, setting aside her enjoyment of the city lights. Mothra had a