The ocean breeze was soothing you as you lifted another sack of fish into the boat. The elders were continuously warning you. Deadly storms were out there. "Ha! Just a hoax."

As the professor walks in, he announces,"Good news everyone, I saw a asteroid heading directly for Earth and we all are going to die." Fry says franticly," Wait, I am only human

Long long ago a fox farted out cocane into a pill of guts that was oozing out of a orange person

Don't wake up. Waking up means realizing that the nightmare doesn't end. Nothing is real. Everything is a dream. Don't wake up. Don't open your eyes.

Mi querida madre es...

I was walking through the forest then I tripped on what I thought was a stone, but it was rat.

Nina winced as the reverberations from the slammed door reverberated around the room, making her chair shudder. That was that, then. She'd just have to

This is a message saying that the government has NOT been taken over by mutant moth men from outer space. That will be all.

We had the kind of close friendship, Joey and I, that went without words. So, when I turned up at his door with corpse sticking out of the boot, he immediately knew

He was watching the crow. That's when he noticed a little black staircase lower from its stomach. Tiny little elves were deplaning out of the crow's chest.

Trixie, the misshapen dachshund, was darling even though

John walked into the scary room and found a

When the snow finally stopped, we had what must have been almost four feet accumulated up against the door of the house. We had plenty in the pantry, but the can opener was

It was 10:00 am and she had to leave at 8:00 am to go to school but she didn't care. She didn't care if she wasn't going and she didn't care if she would get in trouble

The diary of folded stories has a picture of a green elf making hors d'oeuvres for the forest king on page one. On page two is found the following: the secret of folding stories

Throw the cheese! Classic youtube. Unfortunately it was also the best defense against the cowboys from outer space that a 11 year old could think of while

Once upon a time there was a unicorn that farted rainbows and ate poop the barfed it out

....heaven forbid she laughed, the force of her laugh would slam her against the wall causing a concussion. To safeguard against this, she stuffed her face with the most fattening

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde are stranded on a deserted island. A magical lamp washed up on the shore and out popped a Genie, "I will grant each one of you one wish!"

"Gather round, children, and hear the tale of the creature that roams these hills, half-man, half-ape, half-Psittaciform, known by many names, but by most as Sasqwawkers, the Demon