It was cold and frosty morning on Wearde Road, the sun shimmered over the tamar as the first car arrived in the car park...

*Freeze frame* *record scratch* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation. Well here's the deal: It all started one quiet summer morning, when I was

At the end of a long and winding road, there was a run down shack of a house. I had been walking for days with no sign of anyone. I needed food and water. Where had everyone

I felt my knees go weak. Mother... Mother was trying to kill his friend. He didn't want to choose between his family or friends.

Dark, thick smoke filled the night air. If only things had been different...

"...and then I was traded for a million dollars," Giant Old Squid Man finished. "The rest is history." The Squid grandchildren sat at his feet, enraptured. "Tell us about the time

The glittery ball in Times Square started to descend and everyone around seemed joyous as the countdown began

BREAKING NEWS: Bacon has been scientifically proven to be the cure for EVERYTHING!

It was a long, dusty drive to L.A., but after 4 years BillyBob could hardly wait any longer. He got in his truck and

So there I was. Sitting in the priciples 45 degree office. All alone while the principle left the room for a minute. Then, all of a sudden, the phone rang. Smuthered by curiosity I

There was a time when i was so broken hearted

Veteran Brad Pascal took the mike. "By the rivers of Babylon we sat, hung up our guitars, and quaffed a few brews as the mechanisms of empire worked on into the night." The congreg

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Once upon a time

Her thoughts were returned of her positive vibrations, from October 2016. As of right now, her Mother's stupid influence was there, soon to be gone. It would go away soon!

If your drunk and you know it clap your hand. If your drunk and you know it, but you don't really want to show it

Little Julius was escaping from his grandma, who was shouting after him to come back. He ran to the beach and shoved his toy raft in the ocean. "I'm gonna be a pirate!"

Carlotta Widdershins looked around at the old farmhouse from which she had evicted her troublesome goody-goody sister. "Good," she thought. But the gloom in the northwest corner r

The universe is full of marvelous things. This isn't one of them...

I was stuck in the crawlspace beneath the Hitchen's house again. One of my belt loops got snagged on something and I can not get it loose. I can't be caught down here again. I call