I was at the park when I saw a fly the size of an elephant, he looked at me and waved. He then seemed to fly off into the distance. I kept walking when I came across a big

I could not believe what was right in front of my eyes. It was the best gift of all time! It was a tiny little puppy with fluffy brown fur, who wanted to play all day!

The man picked up his pickaxe, then brought it down, hard, into the block of stone containing pieces of coal. Again, and again, he swung, hoping that each swing would be the one.

There I was, standing all alone. I could not believe the world is ending right before my eyes. Everyone and everything was gone. All I can see is

I felt immediately desperate after my divorce, and decided to visit a bar downtown. It’s not like me to drink, however I felt that if I had already lost my husband.. what else could I lose?

The ill-fitting door acted as a venturi for cold air to enter the room. Collis shuddered under its influence, trying to remained focused on avoiding a repeat of the Inugi incident.

Give me garlic bread. I like garlic bread.

One day, Adam Sandler met a really stupid kid name Adam B and he said "Your first name sucks!" said Adam Sandler to Adam B

I hated him. With a passion unrivaled. His damn red hair. The dilapidated scooter with a boom box bungee corded on back blaring Ace of Base's I saw the sign pulled into the

My hand hovered over the button. I didn't believe it was the decision my palm faced, but the coffee that left me shaky. "Don't do it--not to them," I heard her from behind me.

Rain again. It seems like every time we get ready to really start summer, the rain comes in and wrecks it. I've been waiting two weeks, ever since school ended, to just

He remembered laying on his bed last night, thinking about the math test he had tomorrow. The next thing Timmy knew he was waking up in the middle of a field, cold and confused!?!!

There once was a Quaker Clown who hated kangaroos. We don't know why but he did, but he hated their bouncy, jumping around.

there once was a boy who liked to eat

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One day, I was laid on the towel when I was pulled into the swimming pool by someone. Inside the pool, the water was drunk by me but suddenly I was caught by the lifeguard.

"Why should we take from the bottom of the pile when we were the ones who created the pile in the first place?" He asked, filled with rage at the injustice.

I've always wondered, "What point is there in American Football? 3 long hours, and they only spend 11 minutes actually using the ball? What do they do with the rest of their time?"

Kara sighed. Her room mate was late. Again. She took out her phone and dialed her number. Voicemail. She

I've been trapped on this planet for my entire life, without any hope of escaping and returning home, so there's no point in crying; it's time to acquiesce and to get a job.