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The thing about my job is that, most of the time, you start with a reasonably ethical motives, but end with unreasonably unethical outcomes. That's the problem when you

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2016-05-25 05:46:29

Took

3 days, 17 hours, 16 minutes, 50 seconds
45

Out of sight, out of mind.

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2017-12-22 19:45:57

Took

3 days, 17 hours, 40 minutes, 16 seconds
52

You're not real and you two are only here for moments at a time and then vanish. Like bubbles popping. I don't know anything. I don't feel anything. I'm barely here myself.

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2018-05-07 01:27:46

Took

3 days, 17 hours, 47 minutes, 49 seconds
182

Because I could only believe myself as far as I could throw me I decided to hire a private investigator to tail me and see who I met with when I was busy doing other things. I was

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2017-03-30 21:04:54

Took

3 days, 17 hours, 50 minutes, 39 seconds
33

He knew only two things. She was all he had and he would never see again.

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2016-02-07 09:37:00

Took

3 days, 17 hours, 55 minutes, 28 seconds
21

Ten years ago today, I went on a cruise to...

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2020-01-24 15:32:42

Took

3 days, 18 hours, 38 minutes, 48 seconds
33

Once upon a time there was a princess who had a terrible personality but was very attractive.

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2017-11-18 18:16:09

Took

3 days, 18 hours, 53 minutes, 49 seconds
39

but she never forgot. how could she? she was being charged with the death of her own mother. but of course no one would believe it wasnt her, he got away before he was even seen.

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2016-01-26 10:55:48

Took

3 days, 20 hours, 8 minutes, 19 seconds
103

What happens when you get bit bt a snowman mixed with a vampire? Frost bite.

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2017-06-21 14:02:13

Took

3 days, 20 hours, 23 minutes, 4 seconds
44

It smelled like shame and Korean barbecue in there. Mix that with rotting flesh and you have the recipe for yet another murder mystery. Detective Jason Manatee looked up from his

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2011-04-26 23:42:27

Took

3 days, 20 hours, 36 minutes
25

why are all these kids obsessed with Call of Duty, go outside...

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2011-08-16 10:47:07

Took

3 days, 20 hours, 41 minutes, 14 seconds
34

David Bowie has always been thin. But when he was younger he was even thinner. Extraordinary to say.

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2013-05-31 14:04:15

Took

3 days, 20 hours, 58 minutes, 21 seconds
13

I once bought a Wendy's Kids Meal. The toy that came with it was a mini plastic model of a McDonald's Happy Meal. The toy that came with the mini McDonald's Happy Meal was

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2011-04-29 10:17:53

Took

3 days, 20 hours, 59 minutes, 27 seconds
23

Fold if ya with me because

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2011-08-15 10:58:49

Took

3 days, 21 hours, 1 minute, 29 seconds
78

It was Joe's idea to eat Tim. I ain't never liked anything more than beef and chicken, so the thought of eatin' Tim turned summersaults in my stomach. Still, 6 days without food

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2017-12-20 11:32:48

Took

3 days, 21 hours, 3 minutes, 47 seconds
77

The Dipsy Doodle is a new roller coaster that promises zigzag turns translating into 40 Gs of force, enough to make it feel like you’re being squashed in between 2 sheets of steel.

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2019-04-14 19:58:27

Took

3 days, 21 hours, 10 minutes, 57 seconds
29

I lost everything but my

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2017-07-19 21:21:50

Took

3 days, 21 hours, 44 minutes, 4 seconds
58

I grabbed the towel rack. It came out of the wall. I swear it was so big. Water splashed up.

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2013-05-12 20:33:10

Took

3 days, 21 hours, 47 minutes, 9 seconds
55

The flight attendant came along on her Velcro shoes. "Peanuts or almonds, Mr. Whitman?" She noticed his six-shooters. "TBH, ma'am, I could go for a breakfast burrito and a liter of

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2013-05-13 19:40:10

Took

3 days, 22 hours, 5 minutes, 6 seconds
67

When did you ever hear me quote myself? That is tantamount to reasonable because I am a very quotable guy. I once said about myself that I had lots of things to say about myself to

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2017-07-02 17:02:58

Took

3 days, 22 hours, 21 minutes, 30 seconds