He went to the foley stage. It was the last line he had to record for Rocky III. The director told Stallone, "This is where Clubber Lang hits you-" Stallone put his hand up, then

Bob was having a terrible day. He lost his job, his wife, and his house all in the same day. He isn't thinking clearly and drives very fast down the road. It starts to rain

The Mayor laughed, slapping his top scientist, Dr. Bill Schwartz, on the back. "How much torque does it take to rip a pregnant college girl's nipples off? That's what we're here to

So there he was, on the bridge of the ship, a bloodied axe in one hand and the beheaded body of the Xonian captain in the other. Justin could hardly believe what he had done.

yh again i was late mr still never warms to me when im late i keep saying im sorry but i keep being late i know its my fault i just need to get my self out of bed in the morning...

Edison looked across the city lit by his electric lights. He smiled privately; only one man stood in his way, that damned Tesla.

What is life without a little danger?

Having just been released from Guantanamo without charges, Usama was just trying to start over by driving a cab in New York City. Who would have thought that his first customer was

"Here is something to do", said Arenture while looking at the sun going down.

The adrenaline was pulsing through my body. I was dripping sweat from running. I was huddled in the corner, listening for any indication that I was not alone. Then I saw

A Twilight synopsis: [They like each other. A lot.] A FiftyShades synopsis: [They do it. A lot. Under his expert touch.] A HarryPotter synopsis: [Love is more powerful than hate.]

Por fin se acerca el 31 de Diciembre y en toda la casa ya se respira el olor a fiesta.

This is the craziest thing I have ever seen in my life.

Perhaps we should see other people.

"Don't make me make you fall in love with someone like me" she just didn't understand

It started off as a completely normal day in the Turner household. Mr. and Mrs. Turner were at work, and Timmy was up in his room talking to his weirdly colored fish.

I leant on a pillar in aisle 6 reading the nutritional information on a Trader Joe's Belgian Chocolate Pudding. Apparently 'No Belgians were harmed in producing this pudding'. But

Billy wanted the torment to end. He told his AV club colleagues and faculty sponsor that the video Sam had secretly made of him while he wore his wrestling uniform needed to

The floor had started to ware where she had been pacing. She held the test in her hand but couldn't look until the 3 minutes passed. How could this of happened? She was sure that

In days of yore, if the Irish didn't like their king, they'd kill him, mutilate his nipples and throw him in a bog. Yes, you heard correctly re the nipples. What lesson is there