A Twilight synopsis: [They like each other.

  • A Twilight synopsis: [They like each other. A lot.] A FiftyShades synopsis: [They do it. A lot. Under his expert touch.] A HarryPotter synopsis: [Love is more powerful than hate.]

  • A Land Before Time synopsis: [Buy all our playsets and toys!] A Jurassic Park synopsis: [Dinosaurs are dangerous, yo.] A Bible symopsis: [You're going to hell. Deal with it.]

  • Wuthering Heights synopsis [you can dig up ex-girlfriends if it's true love]. Pride & Prejudice synopsis ["I couldn't possibly Mr Darcy, oh alright then"]. Of Mice & Men synopsis

  • [having strong hands blows]. Johnny Tremain synopsis [Working on Sunday de-hands you; Revolutionary War happened]. The Lorax synopsis [Buy a hybrid or whatever]. Catch-22 synopsis

  • [You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps]. Other short cliff notes: Pride and Prejudice. [He's a bit of a toff, nope he's not.] Moby Dick [Lots of stuff about rope]

  • ,The Bible [Jesus saves, but you have to die first],The Catcher in the Rye [Growing up is highly overrated], The Scarlet Letter [Adultery used to be frowned upon].More cliff notes:

  • Great Expectations [Achieving morality is harder than the dickens] & The Great Gatsby [Being rich ain't all it's cracked up to be]. No need to read the books! More cliff notes are:

  • Of Mice and Men [Trust No One] Romeo and Juliet [Suicide is for suckers] Star Wars [Despite Daddy issues you can still blow shit up] yeah I'm pretty sure it was a book first, cliff

  • 's notes, right? My name is Cliff, & I've learned so many pithy platitudes to help me get through my life from those little yellow booklets like Don't work for pigs [Animal Farm]

  • an open mind pays off [Green Eggs and Ham], laughter and happiness triumphs over evil [Something Wicked This Way Comes] and it's better to burn out than it is to rust [Neil Young].



  1. m80 Nov 20 2013 @ 01:28

    This is so awesome!! Great idea, 49erFaithful, and it's impressive how it stayed with the theme the whole way through, and even more amazing, there were no repeats. Nice job, everybody!

  2. SlimWhitman Nov 20 2013 @ 02:10

    Well the Bible got two rounds, but that was two books and the synopses even fit.

  3. 49erFaithful Nov 20 2013 @ 12:19

    Thanks m80! Yeah, this turned out great!

  4. KieferSkunk Nov 20 2013 @ 14:26

    We seem to be having more of these fully-coherent "stories" lately (even when they're not really stories). Great job, everyone! (third attempt to leave a comment here.)

  5. Zetawilk Dec 02 2013 @ 10:24

    Man, I wish I was in on this one. But there are still plenty of other books out there we can give the FS treatment to. What if these "great" hits were all reduced to ten folds in length?

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